[cadaverkeys]

boys will be boys.

[extrafabulouscomics]

pls support www.patreon.com/extrafabulouscomics

[veryfunnymemes]

[sznes]

jenna marbles goes on vacation for one week and youtube collapses

[shiftythrifting]

Grand rapids, michigan.

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[broadlyaudrey-deactivated202106]

the four types of enjoyment derived from video games: 1. make number go up

2. make color get big

3. make all the people like me

4. gay

[spiralupandout]

your eating disorder’s severity is not determined by weight because eating disorders are not weight disorders they’re behavioral disorders thanks for coming to my ted talk

[latenights]

Get you a partner who wants to invest in you, listen to you, learn from you, see you win, support your visions & fall in love with you daily

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Having your brain washed actually sounds kind of refreshing

[feministism]

[mobble]

?

[abandonedshops]

[twofishirl]

ooh, let me slip into something a little more comfortable (turns into a patch of moss)

[tricksx]

[bi-naesala]

Me: I’m just gonna take a quick shower, five minutes at best

Me one hour later:

[samthesheltie]