Stressed, Depressed and definitely not Blessed

✌🏼😘✌🏼

[lylahammar]

artistic interpretation of my cat's Wide Stance when she stands at the end of my bed and stares at me

[justsomeantifas]

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[transgender-rex]

Oh crap

[ratfuck]

i hope gay dracula doesnt suck my cock tonight

[hotvampireadjacent]

why would you say this I go to bed praying for this

[ratfuck]

reverse psychology

[hotvampireadjacent]

understandable have a good night

[detectgoodorevil]

Now I lay me down to sleep

My purity I hope to keep

But if I'm hard before I wake

I pray the Count my wood to take

[me----irl]

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

[overworked-strawberry]

;)

[jaydickincorrect]

Bruce: Jason, you’re too violent!

Jason: Well, you know what they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few legs.

Bruce: That’s not how the saying goes.

[khangi]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[memeseverdie]

Arctic tribes: kill 1 whale a year, of which no part is wasted

White progressives: this is literally the most disgusting evil thing ever

[gahdamnpunk]

Christian said

[deanwinchesters]

I always thought I could be a good dancer if I wanted to be.

Dean Winchester | 15x10 - “The Heroes’ Journey”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

[thevaudevilledemon]

I believe that is called C4

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[cybuns]

One last time… 

Thank You.

[mystikade]

[dilemmaart]

💀 Unus Annus Cryptids 💀

!!!WATCH THE STREAM BEFORE THE END!!!

I can’t believe this is gonna end in just a few hours…I wish the channel would stay but at the same time..the message is important.

These are just four of my favourite cryptids these two idiots created. I love SCP Amy too but personally it feels like SCPs are kinda a different thing from cryptids.

This year was a complete shit show, but it was made so much better by Unus Annus. Thank you so much, Eef and Annus.

Memento Mori ~ Unus Annus

[softinen]

The end of an era ⌛️

Thanks for making this year something special during these rough times, I legit don’t know where I’d be without Unus Annus. Excited for the final stream & ready to have some fun~

[sammymationsart]

Unus Annus Cryptids in Gravity Falls journal page style ⏳💀

[spirituallyminded-deactivated20]

It occurred to Pooh and Piglet that they hadn’t heard from Eeyore for several days, so they put on their hats and coats and trotted across the Hundred Acre Wood to Eeyore’s stick house. Inside the house was Eeyore.

“Hello Eeyore,” said Pooh.

“Hello Pooh. Hello Piglet,” said Eeyore, in a Glum Sounding Voice.

“We just thought we’d check in on you,” said Piglet, “because we hadn’t heard from you, and so we wanted to know if you were okay.”

Eeyore was silent for a moment. “Am I okay?” he asked, eventually. “Well, I don’t know, to be honest. Are any of us really okay? That’s what I ask myself. All I can tell you, Pooh and Piglet, is that right now I feel really rather Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. Which is why I haven’t bothered you. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your time hanging out with someone who is Sad, and Alone, and Not Much Fun To Be Around At All, would you now.”

Pooh looked and Piglet, and Piglet looked at Pooh, and they both sat down, one on either side of Eeyore in his stick house.

Eeyore looked at them in surprise. “What are you doing?”

“We’re sitting here with you,” said Pooh, “because we are your friends. And true friends don’t care if someone is feeling Sad, or Alone, or Not Much Fun To Be Around At All. True friends are there for you anyway. And so here we are.”

“Oh,” said Eeyore. “Oh.” And the three of them sat there in silence, and while Pooh and Piglet said nothing at all; somehow, almost imperceptibly, Eeyore started to feel a very tiny little bit better.

Because Pooh and Piglet were There. No more; no less.

~ Kathryn Wallace

[firesuns-archive]