She's just cargo.

Beep beep.

[jasper-rolls]

i love tool assisted speedruns

[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[evilscientist3]

None Earth with South New Zealand

[crankynerdgirl]

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

[mossywound]

vision board

[catchymemes]

[asonr]

Autistic spaces are getting so much more hostile towards people with low empathy, and it sucks

There was a subreddit I really liked, people were chill, and then there was a sudden influx of people making posts like ‘Autistic people have empathy! Saying we don’t makes us seem like monsters! Thats not a symptom!’ And people making posts explaining that no, actually, some of us do have low empathy got attacked and told they were wrong or ableist? And it sucks, because its just so hard to find a place to exist where you can be seen as not evil? I don’t know, it just hurts a lot to be told that

[renthebarbarian]

[thatswhywelovegermany]

der Band = hardcover book, volume

die Band = music group

das Band = ribbon

[bakroenchen]

Plurals:

Der Band = Die Bände

Die Band = Die Bands

Das Band = Die Bänder

Aka how to confuse people who don’t speak german.

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[blairwitchapologist]

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

[flintenweib]

Showing my favourite movie to my friends

[merelei]

This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

[rovermcfly]

hat sonst noch jemand diesen post regelmäßig auf seinem dash und denkt jedes mal alter… die wissen nicht mal dass das coldmirror ist

[lapislaluzie]

[bellaela]

**Update For the people asking I asked her and she bought the frog tea set HERE 🐸

[nature-linaa]

I bought one last week and this forg is absolutely adorable. Frog is the perfect teapot size (gives ~2 regular cups of tea). The quality is good for the price and the shipping was fast! :)

[natalieironside]

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[catchymemes]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[gothszler]

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review