WILLOW'S CONSORT

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This is a tribute to our favorite loser ✈️

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Gotten addicted to socmed aus lately I want to make a moshang version

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SY: Alright man open up

XF: Well sometimes I feel like I was an unlovable child and it's the reason why I seek validation from faceless people in the internet....

SY: ....

SY: No I meant open your door I'm outside your apartment

XF: Oh!

SY: ...We'll talk about that once I'm inside

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Moshang

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Another WWM AU post

Xiang Fei, formally known as Shang Qinghua, literally ran from the Jianghu cuz his ass was TIRED of being involved in scheming people's shit so he decided in a random day to fake his death and run away.

He ends up settling in Heaven's Pier. And IT'S GREAT, they have the best wine, the scenery is absolutely beautiful and he can do what he truly wanted to do in life, which was to write shitty porn for as long as he lived.

He's having the best time of his life, making friends, drinking himself into a stupor and writing whatever he wants. Xiang Fei truly wishes that this peace would last forever.

What Xiang Fei doesn't know is that his "death" unsettles the fragile balance of peace and caused such a horrible butterfly effect that it would eventually come back to bite him in the ass. Because 2 years after his death/retirement someone drops off a special package on his doorsteps.

That "special package" being a literal baby in a basket and a note which says:

Shang Qinghua, you were hard to tract but even you can't runaway from me. The baby in this basket, I've named him Luo Binghe, his existence itself is a crime to those with power. Keep him safe and hidden.

Think of this as your debt being paid.

You owe me.

Su Xiyan

Xiang Fei wants to rip his hair out because of course the one person he was hoping won't find him literally dumps her child with him. A child who is apparently a bad omen and dangerous enough to have both humans and demons hunting him if word gets out that he existed.

Fuck. FUCK! Just his luck.

He sighs and lifts the baby out of the basket, cradling him gently. Luo Binghe looks at him with wide, curious eyes, giggling and reaching his tiny baby hand to touch Xiang Fei's face. "A-Luo, you better not give me stomach ulcers when you grow up." Xiang Fei mutters as he bring Luo Binghe inside.

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Another WWM AU post

Xiang Fei, formally known as Shang Qinghua, literally ran from the Jianghu cuz his ass was TIRED of being involved in scheming people's shit so he decided in a random day to fake his death and run away.

He ends up settling in Heaven's Pier. And IT'S GREAT, they have the best wine, the scenery is absolutely beautiful and he can do what he truly wanted to do in life, which was to write shitty porn for as long as he lived.

He's having the best time of his life, making friends, drinking himself into a stupor and writing whatever he wants. Xiang Fei truly wishes that this peace would last forever.

What Xiang Fei doesn't know is that his "death" unsettles the fragile balance of peace and caused such a horrible butterfly effect that it would eventually come back to bite him in the ass. Because 2 years after his death/retirement someone drops off a special package on his doorsteps.

That "special package" being a literal baby in a basket and a note which says:

Shang Qinghua, you were hard to tract but even you can't runaway from me. The baby in this basket, I've named him Luo Binghe, his existence itself is a crime to those with power. Keep him safe and hidden.

Think of this as your debt being paid.

You owe me.

Su Xiyan

Xiang Fei wants to rip his hair out because of course the one person he was hoping won't find him literally dumps her child with him. A child who is apparently a bad omen and dangerous enough to have both humans and demons hunting him if word gets out that he existed.

Fuck. FUCK! Just his luck.

He sighs and lifts the baby out of the basket, cradling him gently. Luo Binghe looks at him with wide, curious eyes, giggling and reaching his tiny baby hand to touch Xiang Fei's face. "A-Luo, you better not give me stomach ulcers when you grow up." Xiang Fei mutters as he bring Luo Binghe inside.

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Watched my fav Filipino movie and I'm imagining a Moshang AU of it rn 😭

XF/SQH who has a crush on MBJ since College and he has a huge shrine of just MBJ's face, abs, his used things and even his baby photos that SY hustled for him.

And literally SQH is OBSESSED with him like super to the point where his extracurricular during college was just stalking MBJ. Because who wouldn't be obsessed?? MBJ is Hot, Rich and Super Emotionally Unavailable, that's literally SQH's Type!!!

A few years later, while already having graduated college, his love for MBJ is still as fiery and fierce as one can get. So when he reads the headline of a newspaper he's currently reading: MOBEI JUN, OWNER OF THE NORTHERN TECH HAS DIED

XF starts screaming and crying and rolling on the ground cuz WDYM THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIED?! XF is inconsolable, he's absolutely heartbroken about this news so he does the only thing he can.

He crashes the funeral, wearing black and covering his face with a black veil like he's a mourning wife whose husband just died. When he walks in and sees MBJ's coffin, he breaks down in tears. His loud sobs interrupts the priest's sermons and everyone turns to look at him as he walks down the aisle.

"My precious king!" XF wails loudly, getting closer to the coffin. "I never thought this day would come! How dare you leave the world like this! Do you know how heartbroken I am?! Mobei Jun I never told you that loved y-"

He looks down and he realizes that the person on the coffin is NOT HIS MBJ. The person who died was not MBJ Jr. It was MBJ Sr. His MBJ's dad. And he looks at the crowd in horror and spots MBJ at the front looking at him in horror and confusion and SQH bolts outta there as fast as he can.

MBJ who just wanted the funeral to be as peaceful as it can be is so confused when during the ceremony of his father's death, his dad's "secret mistress" shows up, does a whole show of being heartbroken about his death and then immediately leaves.

It suddenly becomes the talk of the town that MBJ Sr. Has a secret mistress and probably a secret son and LGJ is furious about this revelation, so he sends MBJ on a hunt for the "secret mistress"

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why is this giving CUMPLANE DYNAMIC

ME=SQH, MY SISTER=SY

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Watched my fav Filipino movie and I'm imagining a Moshang AU of it rn 😭

XF/SQH who has a crush on MBJ since College and he has a huge shrine of just MBJ's face, abs, his used things and even his baby photos that SY hustled for him.

And literally SQH is OBSESSED with him like super to the point where his extracurricular during college was just stalking MBJ. Because who wouldn't be obsessed?? MBJ is Hot, Rich and Super Emotionally Unavailable, that's literally SQH's Type!!!

A few years later, while already having graduated college, his love for MBJ is still as fiery and fierce as one can get. So when he reads the headline of a newspaper he's currently reading: MOBEI JUN, OWNER OF THE NORTHERN TECH HAS DIED

XF starts screaming and crying and rolling on the ground cuz WDYM THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE DIED?! XF is inconsolable, he's absolutely heartbroken about this news so he does the only thing he can.

He crashes the funeral, wearing black and covering his face with a black veil like he's a mourning wife whose husband just died. When he walks in and sees MBJ's coffin, he breaks down in tears. His loud sobs interrupts the priest's sermons and everyone turns to look at him as he walks down the aisle.

"My precious king!" XF wails loudly, getting closer to the coffin. "I never thought this day would come! How dare you leave the world like this! Do you know how heartbroken I am?! Mobei Jun I never told you that loved y-"

He looks down and he realizes that the person on the coffin is NOT HIS MBJ. The person who died was not MBJ Jr. It was MBJ Sr. His MBJ's dad. And he looks at the crowd in horror and spots MBJ at the front looking at him in horror and confusion and SQH bolts outta there as fast as he can.

MBJ who just wanted the funeral to be as peaceful as it can be is so confused when during the ceremony of his father's death, his dad's "secret mistress" shows up, does a whole show of being heartbroken about his death and then immediately leaves.

It suddenly becomes the talk of the town that MBJ Sr. Has a secret mistress and probably a secret son and LGJ is furious about this revelation, so he sends MBJ on a hunt for the "secret mistress"

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Post cannon Mobei Jun asking Binghe to teach him how to cook for romantic gesture purposes, which Binghe reluctantly agrees to since Shizun says he needs more friends. Through protracted BQ collaboration, Mobei Jun sees/hears more and more instances of Shang Qinghua thinking of/treating/calling Binghe his son, and he slowly comes to the conclusion that not only was Qinghua Junshang’s cultivator parent, but that he personally contributed to the yeeting of his queen’s son into the hell dimension. Mobei Jun feels as though he cannot stop taking Ls. He needs to be a good stepmother. So he starts taking Junshang on demon rites of passage, since he’s basically still a human. They go on a no weapons hunt together, Mobei Jun gets him claw guards, they softcore terrorize a human settlement by painting some of the livestock interesting colors. Binghe thinks that his second in command must be very lonely and is half doing this out of pity. Eventually when Binghe announces he’s leaving the court for a bit, Mobei Jun goes in for the “love you, be safe.”

Crickets.

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My WWM guild got nuked yesterday so now we are rebuilding it 😭 but I fear it'll never feel the same 😞💔

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Seer Shang Qinghua AU

Shen Qingqiu: A seer, ay? Let's test that theory. Tell me, how will I die?

Shang Qinghua: You will die after years of torture, ripped limb by limb, and succumbing to death after learning about the fate of one you hold closest

Shen Qingqiu, nervous: I doubt a cheap fraud like you knows what he's talking about

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Yue Qingyuan: You really upset my shidi. Are you sure the future you tell will become true?

Shang Qinghua: You will fail trying to save him for the second time, and it will cost both of you your lives

Yue Qingyuan, getting up: I- I need to go

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Luo Bingge: Hmph! Is anyone capable of striking me down?

Shang Qinghua: You will gain everything you thought you wanted, and you will die miserable knowing it was never what you truly needed

Luo Bingge, stunned: ...

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Mobei-Jun: So you're the seer. Tell me, how do I die?

Shang Qinghua: You won't

Mobei-Jun: What?

Shang Qinghua: I will not allow it

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The new extra did give us a Shen Yuan in who:

1. Is a polite young man

2. Who takes care of Airplane

3. Who takes in strays all the time and nurses them back to health because he's just so caring towards pitiful creatures

And who also:

1. Still bullies and argues with Airplane, just slightly lighter

2. Gets out multiple devices to go to war on the forums to protect his blorbo like a true blorbo apologist

3. Bullied his brothers in the group chat so hard they sent him money to get him to stop

Shen Yuan is a softy AND a petty ass bitch

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Binghe to accompany his shizun!

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Ok tumblr

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I know deep down Cumplane fw Danny Gonzalez songs heavily

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Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe being a cute couple

Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge: Sigh

Shang Qinghua: Man, you two really fumbled him, didn't ya

Yue Qingyuan: Excuse me?

Shang Qinghua: I mean, first Luo Binghe was his disciple, then he disappeared for three years, and then he came back and everything else was a mess with them

Shang Qinghua: But he still got him in the end. How did you two fuck up so badly? Yue Qingyuan I understand, he's the king of fumbling, but I honestly expected better from Liu Qingge

Liu Qingge: When did you get so mouthy??

Shang Qinghua: The moment I realized that I'm too useful to be disposed of. Speaking of which, these scrolls are for you Sect Leader, see ya

Liu Qingge: Can we kill him?

Yue Qingyuan, thinking for a moment: I'm afraid it would be too troublesome