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My first illustration for my typesetting of the amazing fic I wish you were my husband đ¤
I went out of my comfort zone with this one but I'm glad I persevered and got it done !
Junshang's latest venture is a strange one.
He's been odd since his first visit to another universe, and Mobei Jun is eventually able to piece together that he met himself there... And that the alternate version of himself had only one wife and felt no need for more.
As soon as he heard that Mobei Jun knew this would be a Problem. Women are Junshang's only vices, and it doesn't take a genius to guess he's looking for something in them that he cannot find within himself. That such a woman apparently exists, but only in another universe must rankle him.
And indeed Junshang abandons his usual bride collecting habits, and turns to trying to find this mystery woman in this universe or others.
The travelling between universes worries him, his people have many such stories about that type of travel going horribly wrong ... He's almost relieved when Junshang returns from one of these trips with a strange flat blue box trailing him. Maybe it will inspire Junshang to stay home more often. (Mobei Jun is a little sick of taking on all of these disasters Junshang usually handles.)
And Junshang does stay, his attention split now between his duties and whatever strange projects the box tells him.
The collapse of the harem is inevitable. Most of the women leave with their divorces and a chunk of the Treasury without complaints. Some make things difficult though... And a few, only three or so, stay anyway, presumably out of love for their husband. Though perhaps they just truly have nowhere else to go.
The machine Junshang pours most of his attention into is bizarre. Mobei Jun won't pretend to understand what it does. (He does have a generator installed in his own palace, electric lights are far less labor intensive than candles or magic lighting.)
The machine says a lot of things in the same tinkling voice the blue box used. He doesn't understand most of them, but eventually Junshang gets what he wants out of the machine it seems.
He leans over the large blue screen, eyes fixed on a blinking dot on it.
"There you are." Junshang says.
"WARNING! LOW PRECISION MATCH! CANNOT PERFORM EXACT RELOCATION!"
"We don't need that! Make the transfer!"
"WARNING! ESTIMATED SIZE OF TRANSFER -"
"I don't care! Do it!"
There's an enormous earthquake then, Mobei Jun has to kneel to avoid falling over, it's brief though, over in a few seconds.
"What did you do?" Mobei Jun asked.
"I found him," Junshang said. "And brought him here."
Him? Huh.
The machine chimed again. "Relocation of City of Shanghai complete, approximate population transferred with greater metropolitan area 24,000,000."
Mobei Jun stared. Junshang stared.
"How many?" Junshang said.
"Target Shen Yuan resides in Shanghai Municipality, due to low precision seeking Target's entire hometown was relocated to ensure his safe transfer. Estimated population of Shanghai is 24 million people."
Mobei Jun took a deep breath and sighed. He was sure things would turn out alright in the end, they always did with Junshang. But what a fucking mess.
đżstarted reading svsss!â¨
*lick lick lick*
Cats groom each other by licking to bond, show affection, help with hygiene, or even establish social hierarchy. Itâs common for mothers to groom their kittens, tooâŚ
Error system.
Shang Qinghua is such a mood in this drawing. This is my biggest piece Iâve made these past day. Honestly if I do color environments, there must be saturated colors or else itâs too boring for me to do it.
Sometimes I feel like my 18 y.o self. Because itâs summer and I am sad. A lot of different applications Iâve made has been rejected. And itâs hard not to feel unmotivated. Connecting with people can be hard too.
But then I remember Iâm not eighteen anymore. I have a lots of ressources and my life is a lot brighter than before. So I will take my eighteen year old selfâs hand and tell them
 You ´ll be okay 
WQW: Iâm telling you heâs not possessed!
QQQ: What are you talking about?! We can literally see a whole group of ghosts clinging to him with the bare eye!
WQW: I tested him with every sword, heâs notâ
LQG: Well if heâs not possessed then what is this?
YQY: Donât worry Xiao-Jiu, Iâm sure weâll figure out how to fix thisâŚ.
SQQ: Do NOT call meâ
MQF: Hey hey hey letâs all stay calm⌠pleaseâŚ
SQQ: I am calm.
MQF: Shen shixiongâ
YQY: Xiao-Jiuâ
QQQ: And whatâs up with you, ah? You can barely keep your babbling mouth shut most of the time and all of a sudden youâre quiet as a mouse.
All eyes turned to Shang Qinghua. All of them carried expectant gazes like he could magically fix this bizarre situation. A very strange group of ghosts had made their way onto Cang Qiong Mountain. They were neither malicious nor resentful; actually they didnât really do anything but stick to Shen Qingqiu. It was truly a strange sight to behold. They were almost entirely white in color, faces distorted or gone entirely, bodies far too small and dressed in the simplest of garments.
They looked like children who had died before they even understood the concepts of life and death and their identities. Well, they looked like that because thatâs exactly what they were.
SQQ: You do know something donât you? Spit it out already, you rat!
SQH: Ahâ thatâ so Iâ Shen Shixiong, theyâre harmless I promise!
YQY: Shang shidi, if you know how to resolve thisâŚ
SQH: Oh no. No no no. Letâs justâ letâs just wait and see? They really are harmless soâ
SQQ: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Just wait and see?
MQF: Shang shidi, please.
SQH: how about we donâtâŚ
LQG, QQQ & SQQ: Shang Qinghua!
SQH: Okay, look. You wonât like what I know about them and it doesnât really help to get rid of them anyway so how about weâ
SQQ: Spit. It. Out.
SQH: Okay okay okay but you gotta promise to not kill me!
SQQ: âŚ
SQH: Promise!
SQQ: Urgh I promise. Now talk.
SQH: Well, okay, so⌠I canâtâ I donât really remember what theyâre called right now but⌠I have actually, unfortunately encountered them before. They really are harmless. These ghosts they⌠stem from children who died very young. Like really young. Usually in slow, brutal ways⌠torture, assault, those thingsâŚ. All they really do is cling to each other for comfort and flow from place to place.
The room stayed quiet for a moment.
SQQ: And? Why are they sticking to me?
SQH: Thatâ Iâ You really donât want me to say it, ShixiongâŚ
If a gaze could kill.
SQH: Allright, fine. Donât blame me. Sometimes⌠theyâll consider living people one of their own and kling to them. Only difference being, the living person survived the kinds of things that killed themâŚ
the story between me and you
I love the idea of Shen Yuan wrongly interpreting the original goods Shen Qingqiu's appearance and replicating it wrong.
He wore eyeliner around his eyes -> Shen Yuan wears it on his lower eyelids, it opens his eyes a little more and makes him look kinder, but the original goods wore it on his upper eyelids for a sharper, meaner look;
His hair is neatly tied back -> Shen Yuan has bangs, but the original goods didn't let a single hair strand escape to his forehead;
He has an aloof and cold exterior -> Shen Yuan expresses very little emotion, but the original goods actually scowled and frowned a lot, cold was what people felt whenever he looked at them.
We have canonical confirmation that Shen Jiu pretended to read most of the time while not actually reading (going so far as to not even realize a book was upside down), so I think it would also be funny if Shen Yuan started talking to people about Qing Jing Peak's books and everyone kind of looked at him, because since when does he do that?
Commission for @tk-duveraun ! Based on @cherrichou fanfic "Courting Disaster" !
In which Shen Yuan discovers he's "technically" heterosexual!
a villain appears!
Very silly SVSSS AU/fic prompt just thought of, that if LBH was one to escorts SQQ to prison he takes one look at Shizun in immortal binding cables about to put in dark dank cell (when he's clearly not well, he's so thin) and also surrounded by acid when LBH knows SQQ gets into situations and could end up getting hurt in some way.
He wants Shziun somewhere he can't escape that he can talk to him..... but starts having second thoughts standing there with him, especially because of the disrespect and whispers of Huan Hua cultivators who will be guarding him.
Then realizing.... the noble cultivator thing isn't working, Shziun still ran from him... what good is Huan Hua/ or any of this charade?
He can clear SQQ name at trial but then SQQ may leave to Qing Jing peak.... maybe without him.
And he already has Shizun in immortal binding cables... unable to escape...and with charges unable to return to human sects...
The Huan Hua guards confused as LBH is just standing there before scooping SQQ in bridal carry demon mark revealing itself as he cuts a hole and reality and walks though.
LBH deicdiding the best rooms in the palace are a far better worthy prison for SQQ to stay in while they talk and with not having to play part of human cultivator LBH can focus on dotting on SQQ and getting him to talk to him. Making him food, getting him gifts and robes....maybe planning a wedding.
Bonus no annoying rivals or Huan hua disciples.
Just him and Shizun.
SQQ not sure what's happened to the plot, system seems oddly happy though so he's worried... at least Binghe is taking his time maybe the mushroom body will work and bonus he gets to eat Binghe's food again. Who cares if he's poisoned it he's going to die anyway and already has blood parasites.
While the weirdest courtship is happening human cultivation world in shambles as Cang Qiong is convinced Huan hua killed SQQ, no one believes magic portal sword.
All out chaos... while LBH is staring at SQQ with heart eyes while SQQ sits anxiously staring at pile of courting gifts doing mental gymnastics worthy of a gold medal
Bonus: LBH tells MBJ he's done with sects lets secure demon realm so no cultivators can stumble in and find Shizun.
MBJ:...so you don't need anything from sects.
LBH: Nope
MBJ:*Creating portal to pick up SQH and bring him to demon realm as spying no longer needed now Qinghua can spend all his time here*
Yue Qingyuan has hanahaki. He accepts heâs going to die. He keeps quiet about it and quietly arranges for the sect to be taken care of when heâs gone. The sickness is getting worse and worse though and one day someone catches him coughing up flowers. The rumors spread. Soon everyone in the sect knows the sect leader is dying of the flower sickness. He loves someone so much itâs killing him.
Shen Jiu shows up furious and demands to know who Yue Qingyuan loves. Who did Yue Qi deem worthy of his affection. He mocks Yue Qingyuan when the man doesnât answer and cruelty says that whoever it is obviously wise to not want to live such a moron. Yue Qingyuan begins to have another coughing fit and Shen Qingqiu jerks back upset, before storming away.
Yue Qingyuanâs condition steadily worsens and Shen Jiu is tearing the sect apart looking for whoever it is that rejected Yue Qingyuan. The other peak lords keep trying to convince Yue Qingyuan to have the flowers removed but he just shakes his head and says itâs fine before coughing some more. When Shen Jiu hears of this, he flies into a rage and corners him in his bedroom so he can shake sense into Yue Qingyuan, demanding once more to know who it is. They both know Yue Qingyuanâs time is almost up. Heâs dying. He wonât live much longer.
âYouâre going to die,â Shen Jiu snarls at the other man, eyes burning with unshed tears.
Yue Qingyuan smiles softly as a shaking cough tears through him once more. He shrugs. âI know.â
âNo.â Shen Qingqiu is shaking with fury. âNO.â He slaps Yue Qingyuan hard. Yue Qingyuan's head snaps to the side, face plastered in wide eyed shock. Shen Jiu shoves him against the wall glowering at the stunned man before him. Yue Qingyuan gingerly touches his reddened cheek and stares up at Shen Jiu, his eyes bright with glossy tears. Shen Jiu snarls down at the moron's guileless expression and grabs the front of Yue Qingyuanâs robes, yanking him in close as he looms over him threateningly. âYou donât get to leave me,â he seaths. âWHO IS IT?â
âXiao Jiu,â Yue Qingyuan breathes with a wheezing cough, chest heaving as he continues to stare up at him in a morbid, twisted awe.
âWHO!â Shen Jiu shakes Yue Qingyuan again, his knuckles going white. Thereâs a rattling sound coming from Yue Qingyuanâs chest and itâs infuriating. âTell me who,â he demands, shoving his face in close to Yue Qingyuanâs.
âYou. Are. Mine.â Shen Jiu snaps. âYou donât get to leave me again.â He drags Yue Qingyuan into himself and crowds him hard against the floor, pressing a bruising kiss hungrily against the other's mouth. Yue Qingyuan lets out a strangled groan and goes pliant under him.
Shen Jiu growls against Yue Qingyuanâs lips, âMine. They canât have you.â Yue Qingyuan hums lowly in agreement and presses into the kiss with a moan. He shudders under Shen Jiu and tugs at Shen Jiuâs robes, trying to pull him closer.
Shen Jiu pulls back and grabs Yue Qingyuanâs jaw forcefully, jerking his gaze to meet his own. âYou will forget about them. You belong to me.â
âItâs as Xiao Jiu says,â Yue Qingyuan murmurs, dazedly, a slight smile tugging at lips.
Shen Jiuâs grip on his jaw tightens and he scowls down at the serene face. âYou will forget about them,â he promises threateningly. âYou are having those roots removed.â
Yue Qingyuan blinks up at him in infuriating befuddlement. Shen Jiu glowers and leans in close again, âThey. Will. Be. Removed.â
Yue Qingyuan blinks. âThereâs no need.â
âWhat the fuck do you mean thereâs no need?â Shen Jiuâs voice burns with unconcealed fury.
âThereâs no need,â Yue Qingyuan says again, smiling softly. His hand tightens in Shen Jiuâs robes, tugging him down slightly. âXiao Jiuâs cure works best.â
Shen Jiu stares. âWhat?â
Yue Qingyuan blinks up at Shen Jiu earnestly, cheeks flushed a light pink. âXiao Jiuâs cure is effective.â Yue Qingyuan glances away nervously and wets his lips. âXiao Jiu could keep curing me if he wants?â he says hopefully, embarrassment coloring his voice.
âWhat?â Shen Jiu blinks at Yue Qingyuanâs flushed face in angry, bewilderment. âRoots were just suffocating you to death. What do you mean thereâs no need.â He yanks at Yue Qingyuanâs jaw to force their gazes together again and watches in bafflement as Yue Qingyuanâs throat bobs and his flush gets deeper.
Yue Qingyuan gives him a bright smile, âXiao Jiu neednât worry about it. Xiao Jiu has the best cures.â
Gongyi Xiao!! Specifically Shen Yuan-as-Gongyi Xiao from my favourite svsss fic ever, Tarnished Gold by @primtheamazing
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svsss omegaverse au where only those with profound cultivation ability develop into alphas or omegas. this means both powerful spiritual cultivators and powerful demon lines
under luo bingheâs rule, any alpha or omega in the general populace is brought to binggeâs palace. omega women are added to the harem without question, tho there are a notable few alpha women there as well (shl and lmy).
sy transmigrates into a wandering omega cultivator exploring the world (the world building was the best part of that dumbfuck novel and now he gets to experience it firsthand!!!). his exploration quickly takes him from the few safe remaining human cities and into the wider world.
When Shen Yuan transmigrates in his definitely-not-favorite novel, heâs ecstatic. Sure, dying sucked, but he got a second chance! In a body that looked exactly like his, only healthy and with a perfectly good golden core, too!
Heâs a rouge cultivator now, with a cool sword, enough money, long-ass hair and zero actual responsibilities!
So, all in all, Shen Yuan hit a jackpot. He travels, makes notes of monsters he sees and sometimes fights, collects rare herbs and flowers and feels just great.
He feels decidedly less great, when after defeating a Six Eyed Spider Viper in some nameless, remote village, he receives a bride as a payment. It shockes him into a stupor for long enough for the villagers to think he actually agreed, so as soon as he can talk again, he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind:
âThis one is already married!â
It doesnât work as well as he hoped.
âSo Nie Rong can be a second wife.â An auntie, possibly Nie Rongâs mother, waves her hand dismissively at him.
âNo, no,â Shen Yuan scrambles. âThis one wasnât being clear enough. This one is not in position to take wives! He is- is, uh.â
âMaster is a wife?â Nie Rong chrips, her cheeks reddened.
âUh. Sure. Yeah.â Shen Yuan would like to leave the village immediately. A thrill of defeating a cool fucking monster wasnât even worth the embarrassment!
âMasterâs husband must be quite powerful to get such a cultivator as a wife.â One of the villagers says, eyes glinting with suspicion. âWhoâs he?â
âThis oneâs husband is indeed very powerful.â Shen Yuan squeezes out of himself, taking a step back. âVery possessive, too.â
âHow come he lets his husband travel so far?â
âOh! Itâs easy, really. This oneâs husbandâs harem is big enough to slip away for a week or two!â
An agitated murmur passes through the small crowd. Shen Yuan sighs, feeling the control of the situation slipping through his fingers.
âHe doesnât sound like a very good husband.â One of the aunties says. âMaybe you should divorce him and marry our Rong-er after all.â
âThis oneâs husband is not someone one just divorces.â Shen Yuan takes another step back. âThanking everyone for kind words, but-"
âOh.â Nie Rong says, eyes downcast. âItâs the Emperor, isnât it? Thatâs why Daozhang canât leave?â
âYes!â Shen Yuan yelps before he can really think. âSo you can see how the situation is difficult for this one.â
Itâs a shit solution to a problem. Might be the worst, actually. But then again, Luo Binghe would never know and Shen Yuan gets a perfect excuse if something similar ever happens again.
And it does happen. Quite too often, if Shen Yuan is honest â shouldnât all the girls belong to the protagonist anyway?!
So, Shen Yuan uses his perfect excuse: No, he cannot marry your pretty little daughter, heâs an Emperor Luoâs husband. And: No, fellow rouge cultivator, he will not share your bed, heâs spoken for!
Everything works without a hitch, until one day Shen Yuan walks into an inn where heâs been staying for last couple of days and comes face to face with the Emperor of Combined Realms, Lord Luo himself.
Shit.