MAGE RIGHTS or MAGE FIGHTS

Hi, I'm Lark. 33 | It/He | Proud Heathen | Poly | Gay As Hell { tracking #trashhmage and #gaybabyvampire } This blog will mostly be Dragon Age, Borderlands, Z Nation, and the various goings-on of my life. I also rebagel a lot of silly things. You will also find Battlestar Galactica. The 100. Teen Wolf. And some other fandoms occasionally I guess. NSFW content aplenty. I talk about sex a lot, and if that - or my questionable-at-best morals and complete lack of tact - doesn't sit well with you, take this as your cue not to bother. Also, lots of of Heathen/Ásatrú/Pagan/Norse related things. I tag it all with #heathen hijinks. Ps. bad jokes and dad puns are my lifeblood. I mean dad jokes and bad puns. Yeah, that.

[dreamyboi]

reblog if ur a gay who doesn't know shit about fuck

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[trashmageart]

Fixed-up version of this piece. Yikes. My hand fuckin’ hurts.

[trashhmage]

I WASH MY HANDS OF THIS

[trashmageart]

Just because he’s a psychopathic murderer, doesn’t mean he can’t look cute while he’s at it.

@merunari and another friend who tumblr won’t let me tag got me back into FMA again, so naturally I had to draw The Bae™ wearing a flower crown. Because why the fuck not.

[trashhmage]

I did a thing.

[dsxsbx]

Antelope Canyon

by: Jude Allen

[gorlassar]

-Doggy Daycare-

[sadly it seems like this doesn’t properly play on the tumblr mobile app, like most of my gifs…not sure how to fix this]

[hannahhillam]

Just rain already

[hannahhillam]

Okay its not fun anymore #HurricaneMatthew

[keroa]

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[numahachi]

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[jukun]

[valbrandur]

[ddemotivators]

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

[skarchomp]

[weloveshortvideos]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[tahthetrickster]

[bi-astolfo]

[flawedlouise]

[windows-98]

Visit Original Link

I found it

[isaacland]

new ringtone

[hoechloin]

#no context

[trashhmage]

I started craving crazy bread at 1am and stayed up ALL NIGHT counting down until 11am when Little Caesars opened so I could walk down and get some [and some much-needed coffee from the Starbucks next door]. So I just spent at least an hour in a crazy bread coma and now the espresso from my coffee has kicked in and I've been following my dad around the house spouting random facts about bees at him and I really think he's starting to deeply regret his life choices [namely: becoming a father]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

[johannesviii]

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

[lyinginbedmon]

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew. After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

[beholdingslut]

Stede Bonnet, sometimes known as “The Gentleman Pirate” decided to become a pirate one day due to marital problems. He’d never sailed a day in his life, but he bought a ship (rather than stealing one) and then paid his crew wages instead of giving them a share of the plunder. He was such a useless and inexperienced captain that at one point, his crew abandoned him for Blackbeard’s and he just stayed on the ship as a guest.