the best kind of dork

Liz-23-she/her Howdy y'all! I'm here for memes, lame jokes, and fandom obsession

[bardlockcafe]

Good morning to everyone but especially to this reddit user

[castiellesbian]

Right when I was about to click post my mouse/touchpad stopped working. Like God was placing his hand gently on mine to say "My child, I can't let you post this." Unfortunately I have a phone too.

[farfromuniquer]

Reblog if you're not worried about the inherent poweugheuofgghugheogh

[writing-prompt-s]

You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.

[teaboot]

“Listen, is he alive? Technically, no. But his body is moving and his soul is controlling it, so frankly I don’t see a problem.”

[omegaverse]

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

[omegaverse]

[gncgalactus]

Got emeralds in a more ethical manner

[birdsareblooming]

also he's actually an inventor

[tramampoline]

he can't stop winning

[andtheyreonfire]

and he's bisexual.

[spinzzy]

Woah he's bisexual, I didn't know that

[interactiveglobe]

“what? no he didn’t” took me out completely

[interactiveglobe]

he would NOT fucking say that!!!!

[interactiveglobe]

real

[littlealienproducts]

Wormy Dune Tee by ashandmilk

[ssavaart]

Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

[honeysucklepink]

I can't believe they left out the most important one...

Things We're Never Gonna Do:

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

[queermarzipan]

Did you sign?

Yes (EU Citizen)

I can't, but I'm reblogging

Voting ended onJun 3, 2024

[elodieunderglass]

Wait while we’re all being unhinged about, like, stew. We all obsessed over the Joy of Cooking as children right. Right

[elodieunderglass]

The Joy of Cooking is a cookbook written by a committee of midcentury American goofballs who weren’t sure if your life circumstances were going to call for cooking woodchuck, wedding cake, or both at the same time. But the one thing they could arm you with? Unshakeable confidence and a wine pairing. Absolutely demented manual for living, 100% recommend imprinting on it as a child.

[elodieunderglass]

YES our first stop will be the Backpacking menu. We find it incidentally next to THE weirdest vintage things to do with bacon. Hello, bacon and rice custard. Why are you, somehow, a small act of violence in our day. We then see the actual menu with its genuinely extremely useful information including “welcome extra munch items.”

Referencing here also, useful information about building fires, which leads you to the Ritual Psychic Incantation of Massachusetts to determine what setting an open fire is on. This spell is to be performed nonverbally. and Mississippi will also do if you are a coward. Do NOT use anything except a US state!!!! Memorise this fact diligently as you may need it later

finally what other menus do we have, you ask? Normal ones of course

[elodieunderglass]

Lots of people asking “is this the one with the squirrel/rabbit diagrams” of COURSE it is that one

“Does it really have woodchuck”

Yes of course. Take one (1) woodchuck

Shout out to @arthurwilde for pointing out this is the one with the recipe for opossum that starts by first keeping the opossum as a lil pet.

File that under recipes you don’t need to make tiktokers try

[elodieunderglass]

@tartsandcrafts OH MY GOD

[chondrichthyes-nuts]

I have a vintage copy with the squirrel diagrams but fun fact: The Joy of Cooking is about 900-1000 pages. In braille, it is 30 volumes long. Volumes.

[elodieunderglass]

Oh NO! And this is a book with so many references and cross references that it’s almost unusable as-is!

[sggk]

Here’s to my family’s annual christmas eve tradition of exchanging new pajamas, & to my mother’s parallel tradition of attempting to shame me every year by making into a t-shirt, quote, “The most egregious thing that you, my daughter , thought it was okay to say during a nice family dinner” . This apparently was my worst offence of 2021

[sggk]

Top ten things to panic and blurt out when you answer the door to your neighbour bringing over a box of ethically sourced artisan christmas chocolates, forgetting this is the shirt you’re wearing: Hey how’s it going how’s the wife

[bienenkiste]

[peevishpants]

fuck it... bird sneaks

[castielfucks]

"I can only draw stick figures" that's still drawing!!! put those stick figures in situatuons!!!! !

[blanketforcas]

on it!!!! don't show it to the cw

[castielfucks]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

welcome back to gamechanger, the only gameshow where the game changes every show! players, you will notice that we are standing in a prison, and that some of you have been designated as “guards” while the rest of you are “prisoners.” over the next few months y

[nona-nona-nona]

kamen wider

[txttletale]

you can tell trans women are real women because whenever we talk about our oppression men start calling us hysterical crazy bitches

[theghostofmusicman-deactivated2]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

[veliseraptor]

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)