It's My Party and I'll Kill Who I Want to.

Birds,Aliens,demons, monsters and memes. (the personal blog of Pessimism Jester)

[bridsandbirbs]

Hey guys I don’t mean to be a walking advertisement or anything but I made these pins for bird lovers and I think they’re hilarious. I totally recommend them for you or the bird lover in your life! Christmas is coming!

You can buy them here if you’re interested:

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/647858122/bird-fandom-125-pins?ref=shop_home_active_21

Now back to your regular bird programming :)

[frostblight0-deactivated2019081]

Sketch of one of my top 10 favourite dragons in the reignited trilogy, and I haven’t even played it yet!! I will finish this, just dunno when! I love the sketch so I just wanted to post this.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[voidtakeyou]

Anders cat makes the Chantry go boom

[milkwirm]

26.11.18

i did something for dragon 4ge day coming up! i’ve been playing a lot of da2 recently …

[lesbianelric]

but thats just my onion

[pxy9-deactivated20180911]

[seasonalmelancholy]

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[cozyyote]

Ouufff my hand slipped.

[drawing-prompt-s]

A creature that is to horses as orcs are to humans

[tilapiamafia]

[macbethz]

bison - orc horses

deer - elf horses

shetland pony - dwarf horses

donkey - halfling horses

pronghorn - gnome horses

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Moose?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do Not Make Deals With Moose they have their own agenda and it is not to your benefit

- Ancient Horse Saying

[slimetony]

There is a serious chance tumblr wont survive 2018 and thats so cool to me

[thetragiccomedian-deactivated20]

tumblr, when their app gets removed from the app store:

tumblr users:

[tuyyyyu]

My tall and lanky boy Mandus. Some people were curious to see what he looks like underneath his suit. There’s nothing overly fancy. He’s very skinny. Also I noticed a lot of people interpret his ears as horns, which I think is adorable! They’re not horns though, just oddly shaped, big ol ears :D

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

[humanoidhistory]

Sigourney Weaver in a production still from Alien (1979)

[tinybed]

*goes to the 7-11 wearing this and only this*

[trashsalamander-blog]

Doodled an alien lady with loong tongue... For science

[popiell-deactivated20181222]

for a dnd server member, their blue dragonborn lady, quane brawnscale

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[monstatron]

redesign of my transformers prime oc, silvanus. i’ve had him since.. i’d say 2015-2016? 

yes, he’s a predacon. silvanus is around 40 ft. tall, an intergalatic crime boss/gangster, and a sucker for any kind of outlandish drug. you can check  out his old design from 2016 + info here!