[gasstationcroissant]

ADHD Gothic

You have 13 tabs open. Three of them are the Soulja Boy Crank That music video.

Your room is a mess. Tomorrow you’re cleaning it. Tomorrow never comes.

You check your calendar. Your appointment is at 3. You check it again. And again. It’s now 3:15 and you missed your appointment.

You can’t stop playing games on your phone but also have not been able to find your phone in days.

Your leg is bouncing. Your classmate says it’s distracting and asks you to stop. You start thinking they dislike you and get stressed. Your leg starts bouncing.

Coffee is cold. You microwave it. It’s too hot. The next minute it’s been 2 hours and it’s cold. 

A freshman in your intro psych class tries to argue that ADHD does not exist. Your professor gives up on correcting him. You vanish.

[bilations]

Lesbians that complain about bi women dating men instead of them are officially the “nice guys” of biphobia.

“Why would she date a smelly BOY when she could date me instead? I’d treat her so much better than any man could! I don’t understand what she could possibly see in a MAN!”

[frost-strix17]

if u say this shit, imma leave u for a man immediately. the first one on sight. period.

[pantaro]

The same applies to gay men that complain about bi men dating women instead of them.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[templatepsds]

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+ as requested, here are a couple templates based off comic book covers and the pages/panels.

+ there are a total of 7 styles of panels and you can choose one from the “panel styles” group.

+ there are also some optional speech bubbles, action bubbles, halftones, and speedlines provided in the page template. you can use those or get ones yourself.

+ it really comes to life once you add pictures, change the colors, add brushes, etc.

+ the fonts used are ‘Obelix Pro Broken’, ‘Badaboom BB’, ‘SF Slapstick Comic’ (Regular, Bold, & Shaded), ‘Comic Panels’, and ‘Outrun Future’. you can find more comic-esque fonts here if you want to change the font to something else.

+ not for commercial use or anything like that! just for personal use/to have fun.

+ adjust as much as you want to suit your liking.

+ please like or reblog if you download.

+ message if you have any questions/difficulties!

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+ one (cover)

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

[plantguylester]

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

[superpringle]

[thebootydiaries]

new hat

[nisaexploresadhd]

adhd is: forgetting basic daily activities.. everyday

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

at the therapist

me: this week has been so quiet and mysterious….I’ve been an 8 on the hozier scale of brooding and I’ve made love to the banshee

my therapist: for the last time “mysterious” is not a quantifiable mood and I don’t know what the fuck the hozier scale is

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

2 weeks later

my therapist, finally worn down by my nonsense: okay, you know what, tell me the scale

me, unrolling an ancient scroll i’ve been keeping in my rucksack for just this occasion:

1. awake at dawn communing with the owls

2. holding a wake for a fox i found in a forest that had hyacinths growing from its chest

3. titties

4. finding the baba yaga

5. covering myself from head to toe in peony petals and walking into the sea

6. swimming in a peat bog and discovering the toads are all lesbians

7. assembling ikea furniture for my wife

8. titties again, but avant garde 

9. inviting the banshee in for tea

10. crawling into the moss within an old hollow log deep in the forest and eating out persephone 

[narramin]

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

tag yours self

[dfhgdfghdfghdfghdfghfg-deactiva]

*pops open a lava lamp and chugs that motherfucker*

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

im a simple bastard. i see a big hill. i roll down it.

[bogmonsters]

me in 2014 vs me rn

[liquidstar]

pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️‍🌈

[softcore-revolutionary]

[cognitohazardous]

so excited tomorrow is the gender reveal party for my gf’s tapeworm