Kinky Elf

Name's Jack, everybody! I am your friendly neighborhood trans guy! My blog WILL have NSFW content. It can be just smut, nudity, or gore. (Mobile bg and icon by rainbowd00dles.tumblr.com

[porterr-robinson]

[devon-aoki]

dog:

[trippyspice-deactivated20200119]

ASDFGHJKL GOD

[memehumor]

Ultimate bamboozle

[emmaubler]

I could cry a little

[mossbian]

my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe

me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…

my wife: just like in skyrim? :)

me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

*dragonborn goes to help arvel the swift*

frostbite spider:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Tumblr, I’M BEGGING YOU, let me reblog ads!

[whoredrigo]

YASSS QUEEN TAMMY GET THAT HOT SAUCE AD CAMPAIGN

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[quacktales]

[vaporwavevocap]

Good post.

[blind3dbylight]

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

[b0zart]

Do you accept the gift that I offer?

Hey remember that one post about how the other origins in dao would suffer a terrible death while the one remaining is forcibly dragged to Ostagar by Important Paper Man?

Keep reading

[geekyblackchic]

My cosplay of Grand Enchanter Vivienne. Dragon Age is my favorite video game series so I had a lot of fun making this costume!

Photography by my friend Stetson Hayes

[pastelsugar6w6]

[theanimatedwonders]

“It’s very nice to meet you too.“ 

[butterflies-dragons]

‘My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.’ -Sansa Stark by @vicotiart

[jokin-around]

Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom

[starheartshooter]

okay so I’ve seen a lot of artists,including myself, make this common mistake of coloring the palm of  a hand(and the sole of a foot) as the same color as the person’s skin tone.

but in fact ,palms and soles are a different color compare to our skin

this is due to the lack of Melanin on them

hope this helps!

[bearglitch]

Don’t put this fucking whitewashing bullshit on my feed

[metalgirlysolid]

Huh???????????

[cosmic-noir]

IM SCREAMING

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

LMFAOOOOO

[dzamie]

local tumblr user accidentally reveals they have never seen a black person

[casualsarcastic-deactivated2017]

This is fucking hilarious

[klubbhead]

Top 10 fails

[naruhinaluvrx]

My favorite part of the model sheets is when they draw a little Naruto head to show the height difference.

Cause when he’s taller,he’s all happy about it.

But when he’s shorter,he pouts about it.

Though my absolute favorite is his face with Deidara

[kacian12]

Had to add these

[supersoftly]

Naruto is a unit of measurement

[x-queer-spookvengers-x]

Support Aces Who:

Are POC

Are sex positive

Are sex repulsed

Are sex neutral

Are aromantic

Are alloromantic

Are trans

Are nonbinary

Are human

Are cryptids

Are out

Are not out

💜🖤💜All aces are rad as heck💜🖤💜

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.