Chris Hemsworthâs Vanity Fair Cover Shoot
#the female gaze
this is the female fucking gaze
Whoever shot this, keep hiring them

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Chris Hemsworthâs Vanity Fair Cover Shoot
#the female gaze
this is the female fucking gaze
Whoever shot this, keep hiring them
im still laughing at this
The captains favorite part of their body?
You know, thereâs a very specific body part that I feel all of them might be able to give as an answer to this, but because I donât want to make this n/s/f/w, Iâm not mentioning it. As much as itâs wounding me to, Iâm avoiding it. Iâm not giving in. I wonât. I shanât.
Enjoy!!
Daichi:Â Thighs
In order to be a good captain, you need to be able to carry your team. In order to carry your team, you gotta have some sturdy thighs to handle all that weight. Plus, I mean, come on. Daichiâs thighs are a beautiful part of who he is, and Iâm sure he agrees wholeheartedly.
Kuroo: Mouth
Kuroo has plenty of redeeming qualities, but with how often that boy is smirking and smiling I think itâs fair to say that he can appreciate the beauty of his own mouth, even when itâs forcing out that god-awful laughter. Whether to seduce or destroy, his mouth is a weapon he loves to use.
Bokuto: Eyes
Why wouldnât he adore his eyes? Theyâre one of the most interesting features about him. Golden and owlish, theyâre as intimidating as they are striking. They might be somewhat jarring to see at first glance, but when the spark of intensity lights up in them theyâre mesmerising.
Oikawa: Everything
Letâs face it, Oikawa has a lot to love about himself. Some may call it cocky, but his confidence is well-founded. Heâs a talented pretty boy with a string of broken hearts behind him, so itâs no real surprise that he canât quite pick a favourite part of himself. Why narrow it down to one when itâs all fantastic?
Ushiwaka: Hands
Specifically, his left hand. Spiking is everything to Ushiwaka, and his left-handed spiking is what makes him a powerful opponent and a force to be reckoned with. He has so much power, and to have to direct it all into his hands makes them his most useful body part.
Terushima: Anywhere thatâs pierced
Obviously, Terushima enjoys being the guy with the bad-boy attitude, and his piercings (and his undercut) go hand-in-hand with that. Between his ears, his tongue, and wherever else he may adorn with jewellery, Teruâs pretty proud of the more rebellious side of him, and is always on board to flaunt wherever possible.
Futakuchi: Arms
As part of the Iron Wall of Dateko, Futakuchi is obviously very in-tune with his arms and the power they have to hold. Now that heâs captain heâs more responsible, which means more time focusing on the team and getting their notorious defence into shape. If he can do that with his own abilities, all the better.
Daishou: Tongue
Similarly to Kuroo, Daishouâs main weapon comes from his words. Heâs sarcastic and scathing and always seems ready to pick a verbal fight with his least-favourite cat. Heâs also quite fond of sticking his tongue out, so is it just an unconscious motion, or does he like having the focus drawn to that particular body part?
When the last human is finally destroyed
those are some killer moves!
i dont like how it looked back at me while it was shaking its ass
imagine Humans sending this on exploratory probes of distant planets and extraterrestrials making contact with this as their first introduction to our species
Lovely.
What a punch
This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected
Ainât nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isnât being violated.
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected.
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then itâs on you, not them.
ALWAYS REBLOG NAZIS GETTING PUNCHED OUT
Law does not equal morality. Laws are literally made up. It was illegal to protect Jews in Germany during ww2. Thankfully, people think outside of the law sometimes.
If youâre willing to deal with the consequences Anything is Possible even punching a Nazi
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michael chiming in during conversation about kissing guys [x]
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[discovered]
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me as a discovery
How can you not include the video?
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THEYâRE ROASTING HIM
The Naco, serves 5-6
Remember in Kim Possible how Ron, Kim, Monique, and Rufus would hang out at Bueno Nacho and Ron would make himself the Naco? Itâs the combination of a taco and nachos. To make this easy dish all you will need is:
-20oz ground meat (I used Jennie-O seasoned ground turkey) -Tortilla chips (preferably triangle shaped) -Nacho cheese (home made or store bought) -The largest tortillas you can find at your store -Chopped lettuce and tomatoes Take one large tortilla and lightly heat it, do not make it  crispy as it needs to fold up. Add a small layer of nacho cheese as your base. Then pile up the tortilla using the tortilla chips, cheese, ground meat, and lettuce/tomatoes. Then take two corners and fold them up. You can use nacho cheese to paste the two ends together, or sour cream or even guacamole. The other two sides should be gently folded up. Enjoy!
For any questions on this DIY feel free to ask! More DIYs coming your way!
SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE IT
âServes 5-6â
Thatâs just a suggestion, right?
#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzcoâs poison#that poison
anyway attack on titan is nazi propaganda and i dont trust ppl who like it, and as a Jew⢠and general decent person i have the fucking right to say i hate snk and fans of it on my own blog
also hetalia (i dont feel the need to link a source for that one since it is literally called axis powers hetalia and one of the main characters is a personification of nazi germany)
hi there, i hope its okay that i add onto this! i am a korean jew and i think its important to state that attack on titan also glorifies japans history of oppressing korea. the source emma provided also goes further into detail about this if anyone wants to know more
tysm for this post because snk makes me so uncomfortable, and not a lot of people realize what it is
Attack on Titanâs author believes in eugenics and thinks Korean people arenât even human; I canât ever understand why someone would want to support the work of a guy like this
there are so many people pissing their pants over Hetalia in the notes because itâs ~satire that makes fun of stereotypes! XD~ as though it doesnât gloss over world history and belittle genocide in the process.
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help him
whatâs that Iwaizumi kid up to?
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youâre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending youâre making an order. Theyâll ask if thereâs someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
Iâve done this. Iâm alive because of this.Â
My flat-mateâs date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with âwhiskey dickâ. He didnât like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the âorderâ was taking. He took my phone, demanded they âhurry the fuck upâ. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasnât necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.Â
This was 14 years ago. Â
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
âIf heâs drunk say you want mushrooms.â I said I want extra mushrooms.
âIf heâs threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.â I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if heâs blonde, black olives if heâs tall, extra large if heâs tall, etc.
Theyâve heard this sort of coded call before. Theyâre trained for it. They will understand what youâre saying. Order the pizza.