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As always, you chose him over me;; affiliated with Unionem;; shintaro (husband) Hinata (son);; casino

[trashyshark-blog]

[ text ] I want to spit on your face.

To: Freaky guy

From: Sal

go to a s&m club you creep

theres one across the casino with a discount of 60% off

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[ text ] I long to suck your hot boots.

From: CrabRabbit kid

From: Sal

: First of all 

: What the fuck 

: Second of all 

: Sure if you wanna suck dried blood off these boots

[unmeme]

send me a ♧...

and i’ll roll the dice + my character will perform the action on yours.

[unmeme]

SUXT MEME

[ text ] Imagine my hard pen is inside you. [ text ] I’m touching my elf. [ text ] I want to strike your naked buddy. [ text ] I want to feel your ham on my buddy. [ text ] Imagine me kicking you on the lips. [ text ] Imagine me easing my shelf into you. [ text ] I can’t wait to get you a loan. [ text ] I want to play with your bills. [ text ] My pandas are wet. [ text ] My panties are soaring. [ text ] Think about me whilst you walk yourself off. [ text ] You turn me onion. [ text ] I want you inside me right meow. [ text ] Slip your hands inside my shit. [ text ] Spank my arson. [ text ] My duck is fully elect. [ text ] Kick me all over. [ text ] I want to spit on your face. [ text ] I’m going to comma. [ text ] I want to swallow your jazz. [ text ] I worship the gran you wank on. [ text ] Fill my moth with your big duck. [ text ] I want to feel your hams on me. [ text ] Torch my pert bun. [ text ] Imagine me kicking you on the lips. [ text ] Spread your eggs for me. [ text ] I’m touching my selfie. [ text ] I long to suck your hot boots. [ text ] Imagine me pissing down your neck.

[trashyshark-blog]

so;;mini

[rosepetalmafioso]

  The alchemist in question will be hiding for his dear life. Clearly Sal has his fins in a twist. It was just a taser…that knocked him out…because he’s kind of full of salt water…bruh…

[trashyshark-blog]

"Come out, come out where ever you are~" He tugs on the end of his gloves as the shark roamed the streets, his expression bright and innocent as the shark nearly skipped in his steps. "Don't worry~ My fiance told me to not hurt you," badly, "So don't be shy~ I just want to know who you are~"

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so;;mini

He was gonna kill a certain alchemist. With the most ugly top hat ever and possibile put the guy through about 666 ways of torture. That bird man better watch out.

[unmeme]

TFLN meme part 6.

[ text ] she couldn’t believe how calm you were last night about telling me i was on fire [ text ] I just want somewhere where I can sit down without changing my clothes that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask? [ text ] You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling “OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND” [ text ] The fact that neither of us came up with the reason that ‘it’s morally and ethically wrong’ speaks volumes about this relationship. [ text ] think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let’s do the latter [ text ] I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can’t find it [ text ] We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter [ text ] if you can’t order strippers, just become one. you’d do well AND get money to order other strippers [ text ] She didn’t complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with. [ text ] small children cheering my name. i am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this [ text ] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs. [ text ] He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could “watch the water hit the other water” [ text ] Hey, it’s not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn’t handle it. [ text ] I spent most of the evening sexting them for you because you were too drunk. You’re welcome. [ text ] It just hit me that I walked in on you this morning wearing a furry suit. Explain. [ text ] not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn’t use stairs [ text ] I wonder if wearing only a tiara counts as being clothed. [ text ] Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a “shady motherfucker.” Can’t argue with that one. [ text ] Ah, but I don’t wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday. [ text ] I’m not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT. [ text ] he’s just giving off this “someone be a bitch to me” vibe. spooky [ text ] we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer. [ text ] Using a baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead.

[rpmememaker]

Yandere Sentence Memes (Part 2)

"Are you going to beg?"

"That was not a suggestion…”

"Can’t you see I’m only trying to protect you?"

"There, that should keep you quiet."

"If I can’t have you, no one can."

"If I see you talking to anyone else, I’ll kill them."

"You’re so lovely with that terrified expression…”

"Why do you look so scared? I only wanted to play…

"You’re already falling asleep, don’t fight it…"

"This leash is such a flattering color on you…"

"I’ll break your legs so you don’t run away."

"You were with someone else, I know it!"

"You don’t want me to gag you, do you?"

"Doesn’t our love being forbidden make it even more romantic?"

"You make cute expressions when you’re asleep and all alone…"

"I’ve always been there for you even when you didn’t realize it."

"Forget a big wedding, who needs to know?"

"I prefer you to be mine, all mine."

"I wonder how your scream sounds…"

"That’s not good enough, I want to own you completely…”

"No one will love you like I do."

"How is my love so terrible?"

"I’ve held back for too long…"

"Tell me you love me… tell me you need me…”

"I want to feel you from the inside…"

"You can beg better than that…"

"Shhh, it’s okay baby. I won’t hurt you…"

"I love it when you’re feisty…” 

"This can just be some funny story we’ll tell our children someday."

"So silly of you to change your number; you should’ve known I’d find it."

"I’m sorry about that. You know how crazy you make me, darling."

“No, please don’t make me…”

"I’d rather die."

"You might have me but you’ll never own me completely…"

"What do you want with me?"

"Please, I won’t tell anyone, please…"

"How could you!"

"Leave me alone."

"Don’t touch me."

"I trusted you…"

"Stop, please…”

"Help! Someone help me!"

"So you killed my friends?!"

"You promised you’d never hurt me…"

"Will you let me out this once? I’ll behave, I promise!"

"How can you say we’re meant to be?"

"Oh my god! You’re insane!"

"A restraining order is what you’ll get!"

"What’s going on? Where am I?"

"W-wait, can’t we talk about this?!"

"I never said I hated you, so please. Please stop this!”

"You’re starting to scare me…"

"I’ll never love you."

"But I’m with someone else."

"He/She’ll save me, you’ll see…"

"N-no, not there!"

"Why are you being so demanding, you don’t own me!"

"Stop, I can’t take it!"

"W-why can’t I move?"

"I’ll do what you say, please don’t hurt him/her!"

"…you wouldn’t dare."

"I’m sorry, I’m so s-sorry…"

[kaitouing]

☆ F-F-F-F― | sal&kaito

[kaitouing]

  “Hoh…” After a noise of recognition, Kaito slumped his head to the side, caught in a moment of wonder before he spoke up again – louder than before, almost bordering obnoxious. “So that’s why you’re acting like that.”

Sal’s behaviour was not new to the teen, in fact, he’d taken quite a liking to pulling such a routine whenever he could snake himself out of trouble. Previously before they had met, the magician had even entertained the thought, but discarded it for an honest approach (and really, how honest could displaying your worst fear upon sight get?). Truly, he could have persuaded the shark into a myriad of personalities by now, but the catch to wearing a mask was knowing how to spot one, and he’d pleasantly welcomed ignorance up until now. Then again, perhaps he was sceptical of his own paranoia and phobia, far too much to put a name to the albino’s behaviour, but if he had to, it would be suspicious.

By the final curtain call, the deed had been appreciated. He would have rathered a clean, tasteless relationship at the beginning than something unreasonably messy, because first impressions could not be revoked. Even in the future, he would probably still remember Sal’s pearly white smile and transparent intentions to fool him, but the visual aspect would rule out the mental impression. Kaito could calibrate it all day if he liked, but that was boring. As his father used to say, the stage is much like a warzone; you must read other’s minds as if they were a textbook, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t have fun while he was at it. A grin flickered across his lips and he took great pride in the reception of his company, “You’re not that bad yourself, fi~an~ce-san.” It came out like a song, the way he practically sang the relationship status.

But back to fun – man, he loved a challenge. There was nothing better than to hear someone with a bit of a bite in them: but then again, what did he expect from a shark? The dusky streets could barely contain his sunny composure at the reveal, because really, he just so happened to get engaged to a person with a rather good poker face. That would have to go some day, but it was definitely going to propose a heck of a time at a casino.

“Kekeke, so you say, but I’ll bet you’re no where near my level.” The sophomoric arrogance in his tone was reasonable to his own feel, “You’re used to card tricks from regular men, but have you ever seen a magician’s touch?” A snort, “Not that I’d cheat. I don’t need that.”

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"How mean~" His voice rings in a tad of mocked shock with a smile on his features, but he doesn't blame the other to say such a thing about Sal. It was quite hard to work in a casino if one couldn't learn to lie or socialize, which was why he particularly loved that job. And falling bodies that crushed to the ground was also a bonus given this world couldn't satisfy that need of seeing his favorite color, red. At least that was what he thought until Kaito showed him a 'rose'. Perhaps he would attempt to find more roses later and put them around the room later.

Eyes glance over to Kaito as a chuckle escaped his lips. "My, I would believe you would be against the engagement. I'm sure you were hoping for a human fiance, and to boot I'm a male." It's a joke really, but perhaps the other's playfulness is rubbing off on him. It isn't a bad thing at second thought given with his 'work' before the casino, it was quite hard for him to 'relax' and somehow he felt the strange awkward air settle down to a level that fit both of them. That and he wasn't being attacked by cards by a paranoid fish phobic fiance.

"Then I look forward to the challenge then, Kaito. After all I'm interested in your 'human magic'. Though I'm sure my magic is more pleasant." Given the fact Sal was currently using magic to hide his tails and fins, it would rather be amusing to allow his tail and fin to show up to prove his point. But he wasn't feeling that sadistic. Yet. He would leave it at another day as Sal continued on,

"But I am curious though, what kind of humans use as 'magic'... that contraption earlier you used to shoot those poker cards at me as well..." Its a curious thing, that humans used such items to use 'magic' rather than the typical spell. 

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A dumpster

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[babylovescereal]

Halloween is coming up soon. Send me an ask with what you think my muse should dress up as.

Bonus: If I like the idea, I might draw my muse in that costume.

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Kill Me [looks away...]

bgm: WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL WELCOME TO HELL *CUE LOUD OUTER SCIENCE JAM TO THIS DRABBLE*

warning: someones gonna be deda

How he hated the color blue.

The faces that are in his mind become a blur after those words, only recognizing them as gouged out expressions on his face. Where he couldn't make out the faces of those adults during the time of the war and even the wizard's voice, the one that haunts him more, all he can remember is the single line, "This isn't your role S------" His name. His name is the one part that comes to a mute, that even Sal feels a sense of emptiness from the truth itself: he has no role in this world. So he made it with his own two hands after he followed after the princess to support her, the lovely innocent princess in her bones and all even in death. She understood his pain, the pain of being discarded for the peaceful blue who knew nothing of the agony that came along with being second place in love. They weren't needed. But in truth the residence of the Red Sea of Death needed each other to live and survive, because no one else wanted to need them.

It's why the sight of those blue eyes that glare up at him make Sal want to vomit, Samekichi had lives a peaceful life and even chosen over by the one person he loved in this world. That lovely presence named Wadanohara. She was a wonder of a person how she gave him a sense of belonging even drench in the dye of lies, that smile that was aimed to him gave Sal hope. Hope that never gave light to his life until he met her. How he hoped to spend time with her and how much he truly wished to be by at her side as long he was number one in her eyes. Except that would never be the case. Ever.

And strangely that was fine to him. Even now as Sal grabbed on to one of the limp limbs of Samekichi, broken in his assault, and tugged at shark without reservation, the screams that followed didn't heal his heart at all. Nothing could. Not even as Sal began to dig his hands into the other's body and tear at it, as screams ring into the air and curse words aimed at him followed after. It couldn't fill that need. What was it? The more and more he thought of it, the more Sal's initial calmness grew into a rage as he began to scream.

"WHAT IS IT YOU HAVE THAT MADE MY LIFE A MESS!? I RUINED YOUR LIFE!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?---" Ahh..... His screams drowned out into a silence as Sal sat right on top of the other, clothes dyed in blood and hands wrapped around the other's neck. That's why. What's why wasn't it? It was just that simple wasn't it? He wanted love. The love that Samekichi received without a single thought. That warm expression on other's faces when Samekichi was true to himself to others, or perhaps how he was true to his morals what led others to like the other half of his. He didn't have any of that did he? 

Samekichi is on the edge of death, its apparent at how pained and tired the other looks as Sal continued to stare down at the reflection of himself. That was right. They were 'brothers' weren't they? Brothers. From the same flesh and blood. Born from the same womb. Brothers. It's a word that suddenly becomes heavy to him as Sal slowly began to smile down at the other who stared at him with a striking glare that still burns at him. But they wouldn't be brothers would they? And even if others loved Samekichi, it wouldn't mater if he was gone right? It wouldn't matter in the end would it for both of them.

And so his hands grasp on to the neck of Samekichi,

As those blue eyes become a dull blue like a sea at calm.

It's a color that Sal burns into his memory

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[ text ] I know I only known you for two days but (next text) [ text ] NO HOMO

To: SalFrom: Zanya

[txt] first you make fun of me[txt] then you send me this[txt] do we have a problem here, boy???

[trashyshark-blog]

Txt: Hey.

Txt: Better sleep with one eye open. And also. 

Txt: sleep with a nightlight on tonight :)

[trashyshark-blog]

[ text ] I fell in love with you at fifteenth sight. The first fourteen times, you made fun of me

To: cooties-shots

From: Sal

Txt: This is the fifteen time

Txt: You're still a pathetic little child who's afraid of girls. 

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marriage.txt meme

[ text ] since ur so obsessed w me im letting u marry me, so lets do this thing u punk ass geek nerd. [ text ] i cant wait to toucj u babes [ text ] I am inspired by your words and feels [ text ] I wrote you a very in depth vow, but my FUCKING SHIT PHONE ERASED IT [ text ] You’re gay, I’m gay, can I make it any more obvious? [ text ] Will you do me the honor of becoming my Virtual Wife and Empress of my Myspace? [ text ] marry me? Also im gay. So. [ text ] will you marryyy meeesss and pet my furr down for the rest of my days…?? [ text ] ENOUGH TO MISS YOU INCREDIBLE WHENWE ARE APART, NO MATTER WHAT LENGHT OFTIME ITS FOR AND REGARDLESS OFTHE D [ text ] But i really don care bout anyone else Except mom and dad. lol. [ text ] Marry me, my dark emo prince [ text ] I WANT us to always be friends until where like DEADDDLEZ. Your muh besty friend ever. [ text ] I didn’t think it was possible to out-gay me, but than I met you [ text ] Yolo. Let us commence marriage. Swaggie out stay turnt. [ text ] I know we just met a few short hours ago, but I fell in love with you as SOON as I saw your face [ text ] till death do us part or a viagra prescription runs out [ text ] i just want to do kinky shit [ text ] Hi Baby,Cant stop laughing…SO we are rally doing this, yea(LOL). [ text ] im marrying you as a friend DO NOT THINK i am a lesbian because is it as a friend!!!!!!!!!!! [ text ] b my friendhold mewrap me upunfold mei am smalland needywarm me upand BREATHE ME [ text ] will you be my anime boyfriend [ text ] Idk what Im supposed to put here ok [ text ] I know our relationship is complicated but [ text ] [you better say yes dammnit] [ text ] We can roleplay K-pop boys together. [ text ] When I first met you I thought you looked kinda okay. Since then my affection for you has somewhat grown. [ text ] I fell in love with you at fifteenth sight. The first fourteen times, you made fun of me [ text ] my mom dosent have to know abou this [ text ] marry me bruh [ text ] I Love you…Bowser. [ text ] Lets learn to breakdance together and jump out of planes together when we e 65 [ text ] I know I only known you for two days but [ text ] NO HOMO

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table talk;; open

[venvsrising]

  Fiance? So this creature was also part of the planet’s ‘rebuilding civilization’ thing too? Some common ground having been reached, Minako nodded earnestly. Also, it intrigued her that he seemed pretty new to the concept of coupons. So maybe he really did live in the ocean? Neat!

Fishing out the colorful slips of paper from her clutch purse, she held them out and proceeded to explain. “Show these off to the cashier and you can get money off your total purchase, so basically you’ll spend less of your own cash. And you can use them on anything; ice cream, burgers, tater tots, anything on the menu basically! Pretty handy, ne~?”

"That goes for everywhere else too, y’know. Lots of places will put coupon clippings for their stores in magazines and newspapers too; my mother was a pro at that sort of stuff. And so I pass on my knowledge to you…do sharks have names?" A fair question, she thought, but still she posed the latter question with caution. "No offense, of course!"

[trashyshark-blog]

"Purchase.... I see." Another human culture he wasn't aware of, but not that it would interest him in comparison than Kaito. The human had a fondness for cold treats after all, given the fact first week of cohabiting together, Sal found the freezer stuffed with ice cream and the other half of other ingredients for cooking. Honestly it didn't seem like a healthy diet for humans, not that it affected his body too much due to his digestion. He takes a hold of the coupons offered to him as he smiled at Minako.

"Thank you very much, miss." Oh his name, indeed it would be too rude to stay incognito at this rate considering being friendly to a customer was needed in his job. "Indeed, sharks do have names! My name is Sal. I do not own a.... 'family name' as humans call it? So you may call me Sal." It was true, humans often asked him for his last name which he learned early on that it was part of a 'family' which was a concept that confused him. Family? The only being who shared his blood and flesh was that other half but family? That was a lie itself.