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@dudedontnamemyrats
21 it better be a good one
a poem my character wrote about yours
Oak brown hairBright Green eyesSkin so fairSilver-tongued lies
When we met, I swearIt was probably just chanceBut there, right there,He told me that he woreNo Underpants
dudedontnamemyrats replied to your post:[ text ] We can roleplay K-pop boys together.
we can roleplay k-pop girls?
are you into crossdressing too
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my character angry with yours over something
"Excuse me." Fingers enclosed an outstretched hand; cloth around skin as Nezumi gripped Kisumi. His silver gaze bore deep into the opposing violet, cold and sharp. There was no tone of friendliness about him--in fact, he seemed rather ticked off. It was difficult to see in his features, but the feeling radiated off his body. Through his skin. Into his grip and gaze. What could it be, Kisumi may ask himself, that has this man so upset? What in the world could it be? Well, dear friend, the answer is a simple one to be delivered to you in the next few seconds through a curt statement; threatening and to the point.
"That's my pudding cup."
14!
our characters getting caught in the rain together
He did not have an umbrella.
Why on Earth did he not have an umbrella? A question that had no answer as he was absolutely positive, had he known it was going to rain, there would be a water shield over his head. However, he still had some time to make it to shelter before the actual downpour begun...hence, he was in quite a hurry.
It was because of this hurry that he caught up with a young blonde male who was, unfortunately, in his way and taking up ALL THE ROOM on the little sidewalk. How RUDE. What was he supposed to do now? Step into the STREET to get around this hooligan? Preposterous. No. His pathfinding was not yet that refined. He was like a Sim, stuck behind this ... this ... slow moving abomination...while, to his horror, flecks of darkened color began spotting the stone around them. What kind of person was this? Were they out to get him? His family? (Though he didn't have one. He refused to.)
This was eternity....This...was Hell...
This was...the least romantic rain scene ever.
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my character telling yours a secret
This guy. This guy again. The weirdo who asked him about his hair color down south and also sent him inappropriate pictures for some reason? What did he want now? Nezumi really...did not like him. It wasn't that difficult for him to pick out certain types of people--and if he was right about what kind of person he was, there was no doubt the other may be able to read him, too.
He leaned in.
"I don't know who you are...I don't know what you want." Seductive murmurs in the shell of their ear; sweet secrets meant only for him. "If you're looking for ransom, I don't have any money..." A light caress down the shoulder, "but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career." Fingertips breezing over skin, hovering, teasing, "Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you." A pause...an exhale. The breath leaving his lips turned into a laugh, the corners of his mouth turning up as he pulled back to bring his hand up and extend a gloved finger over his lips.
Almost as if to say, 'shh!'
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to: eve☆ from: tasuku ryuenji
[txt: 1/5] Me doing something wrong? Me? Tasuku Tasukudoodle? [txt: 2/5] I hear thats the new way in Iunctum to assess things like this. [txt: 3/5] Your number is in the computer system at the police’s station. [txt: 4/5] Only thing that makes sense but your phone holds contacts of many people. [txt: 5/5] Unless you don’t know how to use your phone?
to: Tasukudoodle from: Eve☆
[txt] ... [txt] Don't go around taking people's numbers from private databases... [txt] Try telling your fiance it's over between you if they raise their voice above a whisper.
Flawless.
Please, free him.
to: ??? from: tasuku ryuenji
[txt: 1/2] what do you do [txt: 2/2] when your fiance keeps yelling at you
To: Tasuku Ryuenji From: Eve☆
[txt] Has it occurred to you that it could be something you're already doing? [txt] How did you get my number.
What's on the menu ? Me - N - U of course!
"That's a pretty tall order."
"But if we're both on the menu, who's enjoying the meal?"
that's a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it?
"I don't know."
"Can you?"
Send my muse cheesy pick-up lines for their reaction
dudedontnamemyrats replied to your post: Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
into what? please, take these children off my hands.
"Taking care of kids is annoying. Mine takes care of itself, I don’t need more. Go find someone rich enough to feed all of them."
"Geez, calm yourself...I don't even have any kids to give you. If I ever get any, though, you'll be the first person I come to. What do two kids matter to you if you don't bother taking care of them?"
[ text ] i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
To: Don't Say His Name Out LoudFrom: Eve☆
[txt] Consider this: get a job to buy a new one![txt] The airplane hanger is easy, though. [txt] You were feeling quite adventurous.[txt] Passed out just before you got in the plane. Probably for the best.
[ text ] When you licked the fourth stranger’s cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
To: Told Me To Join Him In The ShowerFrom: Nezumi
[txt] I think you had a little too much to drink in there.[txt] Otherwise you'd recall what really happened.[txt] I wonder how all those faces tasted, huh...?
[ text ] You broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
To: Don't Like HimFrom: Eve☆
[txt] And that you needed to restock your fridge. I couldn’t find anything good.[txt] What a waste of time.[txt] I’ll need a refund.
[ text ] He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
To: Dont Talk To Her Weird Things happenFrom: Eve☆
Sometimes you just have to get it all out there.
TFLN meme part 4.
[ text ] i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar. [ text ] the stripper told you to sort your life out [ text ] This has to be the weirdest conversation I’ve ever had sober and in the middle of the day. [ text ] When you licked the fourth stranger’s cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out. [ text ] He said he had bite marks on his back… Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant. [ text ] STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED!! THIS VIOLATES THE FRIEND ZONE AGREEMENT [ text ] i hope you’re sleeping good, because i’m punching you square in the face later [ text ] I don’t remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glow in the dark condoms [ text ] The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers [ text ] You broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked. [ text ] you told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. then you landed on your face after falling down the stairs [ text ] if you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we’re fighting. [ text ] you smell like sex and bad life choices [ text ] Remember when she hit me with her car by accident? Well, apparently it wasn’t an accident. [ text ] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [ text ] He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days. [ text ] He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick [ text ] Please tell me I’m in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am. [ text ] you cried to me about your relationship and trust issues during our post sex spooning [ text ] i feel this outfit says i’m better than you, but im also kind of willing to do whatever you say. [ text ] You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, “In the zone.” I think they know.
