Nothing burger (comms open)

Hi, I write, draw and use Blender sometimes. Multi-fandom madman. Currently in despair https://youtube.com/@the_exorcist?si=8pOCbP-02o-kIgL7

[traumagirlexo]

COMMISSIONS

Hi i need money. Extra pocket money, plus my national service salary is a pain especially with transport fees amongst other things like coffee and gifts. Not to mention I wanna start saving to afford HRT once I turn 21 in Late End October.

Fanfiction Writing Commissions:

Script Format Writing

[0.1 USD per Dialogue Line]

[0.4 USD per Small Description]

(Total Cost May Vary)

Example:

Novel Format Writing

[0.01 USD per word]

[1000 words = 10 USD]

[2000 words = 15 USD]

(Total Cost May Vary)

Example:

To check my works: #writing, https://archiveofourown.org/users/The_Exorcist

Drawing Commissions:

Art Doodles

[4 USD for Headshot or Halfbody]

[0.10 USD for Color scribbles underneath]

Examples of my work: https://artfight.net/~The_Exorcist

Deltarune-Undertale-like sprite art

[4 USD for Front, Back, Side Right & Left]

Examples of my work:

Fandoms I am familiar with (Writing)

Until Then, Omori, Cookie Run Kingdom/Crumble/Tower of Adventures, Among Us, Homestuck, Deltarune, Undertale, Hollow Knight, Celeste, Ghost Trick, In Stars And Time, Purrfect Apawcalypse, Wandersong, Wuppo, Great God Grove, Carrion, Chicory A Colorful Tale, Bug Fables, Bad End Theatre, One Shot, The Stanley Parable, Five Nights At Freddy's

Commission Rules:

Will not take any Proship/Hateful/Queerphobic requests

Will not take any NSFW requests

Will take Suggestive content for additional 3 USD Charge (Freak Charge)

[Y/N slash OC x Character] is fine as long as it follows the other rules

Nothing that may get me taken down on platforms

I have the right to turn down any other requests I dislike for any reasons.

I will ask for payment only after I have shown proof of completion. This rule may be changed once I trust myself to complete orders consistently.

It is your right to ask for progress updates! Please do if you get worried, but please do not do so excessively, especially if your request is complex or long.

Payment methods (TBC): Paypal

For more details, contact me on discord at theexorcist2464, or simply send me a message here on tumblr!

I don't wanna exploit anybody by saying it's an emergency, because it's not. I'd just like to be able to have more consistent savings and pocket money. If you can't afford or not seeking anything yourself currently, I'd appreciate Hearts and Reblogs, or sharing to other places. Please help me get moneyyyy

[traumagirlexo]

Money

[frogophiliacs]

all princesses know how to do these days is "hmph!," take naps, and get eaten out by their maids until they can't assemble sentences anymore. nobody gets kidnapped by dragons anymore. because of woke.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love everyone's cat

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[aetherograph]

And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.

If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.

"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.

But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.

[the-haiku-bot]

But serving others

is actually more needed

than controlling them.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

my wife stooe my phone

[loveridden1999]

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

[juney-blues]

source: slimgiltsoul

[kittygirl-swag]

[shaky camera footage of a mech cockpit] WHAT'S UP hounds i stole this camera [camera turns around to a closeup of the hound's face] hi :3 [camera turns back to the cockpit] today i'm here to show you my epic gamer setup be sure to LIKE AND SUBSCRI- *loud shock collar noises*

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

puppygirl who plays a lot of rhythm games so u have to pet her on beat and call her a perfect girl or else she starts getting upset

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

artists rendition

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[frankdelflno]

Surnames are just as important as given names. So, I compiled a list of the websites I use to find my surnames.

English Surnames

Dutch Surnames

Spanish Surnames

Scottish Surnames

German Surnames

Italian Surnames

Irish Surnames

French Surnames

Scandinavian Surnames

Welsh Surnames

Jewish Surnames

Surnames By Ethnicity

Most Common Surnames in the USA

Most Common Surnames in Great Britan

Most Common Surnames in Asia

[bee-earthly]

[old-manrupee]

For whoever needs these.

[dragons-arrow]

I NEED THE ITALIAN LAST NAMES SO BAD

[ebvoice-deactivated20150727]

We are like fireworks…: Surnames Master Post.

[chronophobica]

Chinese surnames

Indian surnames

Indonesian surnames

Pakistani surnames

Bengali surnames

Japanese surnames

Filipino surnames

Korean surnames

Syrian surnames

Mongolian naming and clan names

Thai surnames

Asia is not a single country.

[beameized]

“Asia is not a single country.”

[very-gay-poet]

oh my fucking god if heaven is real its this fucking post.

[esthermika]

pro tip for getting a trans girl to fall in love with you: treat her like a plushie. like a soft and delicate thing that is so soft to hold and touch.

she doesn't often get to feel that way. if you offer that to her, she'll love you forever

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[flanbolt]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[girlballs]

Image to send to your girlmutuals.

[girlballs]

[girlballs]

[wirelessmousegirl]

Version for the post surgery girlies

[ashes2caches]

t4t girl who’s tragically filled with so much love and has a debilitating crush on every single transfem she knows.