Faith, Trust and Pixie Dust

Alanah. Sydney, Australia.

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[spiroandthelacktones]

This applies to garlic too

[treacherous-dangerous-reckless]

Another one to add to the collection tonight! I have been waiting yeeaaarrrs for this. My mama, my best friend and her mama are READY FOR IT. (And just what I need after a whole day of teaching teenage boys in this heat, omg) 

[treacherous-dangerous-reckless]

Abigail’s insta Story is making me b u r s t o u t o f m y s k i n excited for November.

4th tour with my bff and our mamas 😍

@taylorswift

[amberleaf]

Edgar Allen Bitch

[kinsaleroadroundabout]

F. Thot Fitzgerald

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Charles Dickens

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back

[mitski2020]

👑

[justjames]

How come I can recite hundreds of song lyrics off my head but I still forget dentist appointments

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[treacherous-dangerous-reckless]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[accras]

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

[startrekrenegades]

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

[gardnerhill]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

[sangrexderramada]

Me as a father

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

this is so pure

[valerie1972]

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

[tvandfilm]

[treacherous-dangerous-reckless]

friend: you have great music taste!

me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

[egberts]

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

[viridiscrow]

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

desserts & stressed

drawer & reward

gateman & nametag

time & emit

laced & decal

regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

[egberts]

dude

[seti-fan]

You know that bothered someone else in history so much they had to make the word emordnilap something so that palindrome could be used in a palindrome.

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[softlenaluthor]

please watch brooklyn nine nine

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

This was the best opener of the season

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch this gem of a show 

[fredersen]

all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil

[tardis-impala]

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you