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what fucking timeline are we living in right now
#FreeTeriyaki
Bringing this back because Teriyaki is #me rn.
Kesha and the voice of the devil: ARE YOU SCARED OF THESE BOOGIE FEET?!?!
me:
Whats the story of you sleeping with a professor, like how did that happen?
So basically…I was taking this class called Fitness Theory and Practice. It was for a PE credit or something. There were three instructors and I just so happened to be assigned to his section of the class. As the semester went on, he and I would sort of crack jokes at each other. He was about 33, I think? So, he was pretty hip with the times and like, obviously in shape and shit (he teaches a fitness class). Eventually, I was like, “You said you do personal training, yeah? Can we like, make that a thing?” And he was like, “Yeah, fa show. Put your digits in my cellular.” So one night, he texted me and was like, “I’m about to go to the gym. Come with.” And I told him I couldn’t cause I had this health project I had to finish or something. So he says, “Bring your stuff, come to the gym with me, then come to my place after and we can work on your project.” At that point, I was like….this is weird, right? But I do anyway cause I’m a hoe. We get to his place and he’s like, “Where do you wanna start?” And I was just like, “I don’t even know. I have this project, then your project for your class, then a Bio test next week. You don’t just wanna give me an A on your project so I can work on my other stuff?” Y’all….he goes, “That’s fine.” El oh el. I was like, “Wait, what?” Then he goes, “Let’s finish your health project then we can study for your Bio test.” At this point, I’m like, is this dude a homo? Why is this happening? So, I decide to push it. I go, “It’s already hella late, I don’t know what we’re gonna get done.” He goes, “You can sleep here. We’ll study until we can’t and you can crash so you don’t have to drive to your place.” By now, I’m like, Oh… Def gay. So, because I’m me, I say, “Then I’d have to sleep on a couch and that just does not sound ideal…” He laughed and goes, “No you won’t.”
Then we had sex.
“But I do anyway cause I’m a hoe.”
A heated debate
this is an actual picture of how my favorite characters are made
Me in my ideal state
Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
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Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
it’s 2014 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile
it’s 2017 and I still can’t add pictures to posts on mobile
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
C.S. Lewis (via naturaekos)
We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say.
Dr. Sunwolf (via quotemadness)
i think about this a lot
I have to bring this back
😂😂😂😂 “boo”