I love you and I like you

[coughloop]

"i'm actively exploring a reality where JFK shot back."

my friend unprompted in a discord call after going silent for multiple minutes

[thelordofshrimp]

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

[wiggerbeefer]

video game protagonist mindset

[wiggerbeefer]

light jog everywhere accomplish tasks abuse stimulants

[gaybabyangel]

i want someone to love me like hozier loves whoever tf he’s singing about

[stardustera]

wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!

[funnelcloudd]

Not to sound like a fuckin hippie but please for the love of god start noticing and appreciating the natural world around you. You don’t have to go hike the entire Appalachian trail or anything and I get that not everyone has access to the outdoors for various reasons, but just fucking … look around you when you’re outside. Notice the sky and the sun and the birds and creatures. Start caring about them. I’m begging you.

[demonprincex]

its fast fashion to YOU. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration.

[freddieandersen]

in the words of my sister: they don’t tell you that when you buy a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx in middle school that you will wear them until you are thirty

[hotboyproblems]

my clothes: *has a bunch of words and shit about how youre supposed to wash em right on the tag*

me: .. youre fabric go in the robot sink

[meteorherd]

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

[bpd-darling]

me (cleaning up): holds knife

intrusive thoughts: what if-

me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus

[snowylynxx]

i dont remember if i said this b4 but i think it would be super funny if gamefreak added a new normal type eeveelution that just evolves at level 45 or something and the pokedex entry is just “it took so long for scientists to discover this eevee evolution because no one has ever raised an eevee without it evolving into something else by accident”

[leafie-draws]

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

[knownhag]

My mom is a teacher and she asked her students what was hard about virtual learning and one kid said not knowing who is tall or short and everyone agreed

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal

[serendipitous-magic]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

[ink-pedia]

[loumandliker]

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime