treatyourself2017

sat in a corner somewhere being emotionally unstable over fictional characters

[lizthefangirl]

Some amazing lines from the first few episodes of “A Series of Unfortunate Events:”

“That [piece of cake] is lemony––” “I told you never to say that word!”

“But the baby said there’s chocolate pudding!”

“Say your prayers! Unless you’re atheists.”

“A Very Fixed Destination.”

“No, child, please… If I were standing closer to you… I would slap you. In the throat.”

Please watch this show.

[illonink]

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language: 1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” - Daenerys, Game of Thrones 2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” - Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King 3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” - Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

[restyourhearteasy]

Now that I’ve worn out, I’ve worn out the world. I’m on my knees in fascination. Looking through the night. And the moon’s never seen me before. But I’m reflecting light. 

[fatedxdestiny]

[palpamemes]

The more I look at this, the more I can’t stop smiling

[dreams-in-metaphors-deactivated]

[sacramoneponor4everzz]

YASSSSSSS

[the-artificem]

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

[sandandglass]

[lucym-aud-blog]

“describe world history in a few words”

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

Top American History Moments - I'm Not Done Yet Motherfuckers

- Thomas Jefferson having a mockingbird named Dick

- Andrew Jackson’s parrot being kicked out of his funeral because it wouldn’t stop saying ‘fuck’

- Andrew Jackson beating the shit out of his would-be assassin with a cane

- Andrew Jackson throwing a huge public party in the White House for his inauguration and having to sneak out because it got out of hand. He could only sneak back in when someone got the idea to move all the alcohol outside.

- John Laurens getting out of bed at Valley Forge and hitting his head on the ceiling

- Ben Franklin wanting the national bird to be the turkey

- Caleb Brewster’s reason for joining the continental army basically being that he just wanted to kick some ass and have some fun

- Caleb Brewster signing his name in big letters on spy reports for the Culper Ring

- George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Alexander Hamilton going on a fishing trip together, for Washington’s health

- gay brothels being called “Molly Houses”

- Benedict Arnold ploughing through 337 pages of William Blackstone’s “Commentaries” just to find the word militia for a secret code

- baby farmers (this is some crazy shit look it up)

- Thomas Jefferson having a ram that he called “An abominable animal”. It killed a young boy on the White House lawn.

- Aaron Burr having to ban snacks from the senate floor

- George Washington refusing to respond to a British letter because they didn’t address him correctly

- Aaron Burr being attacked by bedbugs and then proceeding to sleep on the floor for five hours

- Thomas Jefferson being a frat boy in college

- Alexander Hamilton being reported dead after going to burn barns and then showing up hours later soaking wet because he fell into a river

- Martha Washington outliving four children and two husbands and still saying that the worst day of her life was when Thomas Jefferson came to visit

[fauxfable]

If you need some cheering up, watch this video of my dad trying to get his jacket back from my stubborn cat😂

[weloveshortvideos]

Do you have anything to say Sean?

[fashionkawaiiasiancute]

[blackumi]

See these feets?

NO THESE FEETS!

[fvckedupkids-blog]

this kitten looks like its about to whip

[sizvideos]

[bioware-critical]

so i’m watching stranger things rn and honestly? bless this diner guy

[bioware-critical]

why can’t i enjoy nice things

[wooyoungsrightsock]

Lins face got me screaming at work though

[bnckybvrnes]

why commas are important

my dearest angelica,

my dearest, angelica

[jesterlesbian]

She is all of this mixed up and baked in a beautiful pie.