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22! They/He. nasty little guy. I'm normal about my pet cats. header by thevioletfish

[saltpocket]

Pinched my fucking petunias and now they’re blooming again x3 let’s fucking gooooo

[saltpocket]

More of my bounty ft. free yard fruit

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[saltpocket]

Pinched my fucking petunias and now they’re blooming again x3 let’s fucking gooooo

[jncos]

No money: I need food

One money: I need a cool silver ring with a skull on it

[rocktheholygrail]

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[kushblazer666]

its friday bitches tonight finna be a movie

[breakcorekyoheikadota]

does anyone have that post thats like "oh no piss for me i just wanted to hang out in this dark and dingy bathroom with you,"

[breakcorekyoheikadota]

did I just make this up

[pansyfemme]

please help my bestie please and thank u

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[saltpocket]

getting asked how your dad is, and told your “new” (the color you have been dying your hair for years) hair is realllly cool by a man selling approximately 20 dollars of Simpsons memorabilia and 1 ac unit was NOT in my job description. I hate it here.

[saltpocket]

If I had a nickel for every time my father talked to a male customer on the sales floor, and they walked over to me and proceeded to hit on me, I’d have a decent handful of nickels, and that is Strange.

[saltpocket]

getting asked how your dad is, and told your “new” (the color you have been dying your hair for years) hair is realllly cool by a man selling approximately 20 dollars of Simpsons memorabilia and 1 ac unit was NOT in my job description. I hate it here.

[deez-nut-free-zone]

[saltpocket]

april 13th and I’m at home with a horrific cold

one could say that I am stuck at home