Tea & Text

i like owls. and asians.

[treesaremyfriend-blog]

Need texting buddies

I'm 25F. I find myself with a lot of downtime and generally  like to chat with people throughout the day. My hobbies include  kayaking, biking, hiking, and playing board/card games. I love going to  museums and zoos/aquariums. I just like going out and doing things and  will give most things a try. I love comedies and romantic films. My fave  genre is psychological thrillers though. I especially like anthology  series. I love talking about ancient civilizations, conspiracy  theories,aliens, mermaids, really whatever. Down for deep or  light/casual conversations. If you feel like you have anything in common  with this, or would like to chat anyway feel free to leave a comment or  message me.

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[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[idontcareforgob]

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it. 

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

[imdope420]

i see ugly peopel dating other ugly people and see hot people dating other hot people but I NEVER EVEN HAD A RELATIONSHIP MY ENTIRE LIFE WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME ?!?!? 

[fueki-deactivated20140405]

i could probably be vegetarian but there’s no way i could be vegan, how could i give up my one true love, Egg

[treesaremyfriend-blog]

bacon*

[chatoyantmoon]

I have a lot of homework, so I’ve decided to start watching a new tv series

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[therawrshop]

Neon Skittle IKAT print mani!! =D

[heynicenails]

@fknfantastik #nailart (Taken with Instagram)

[myplantgang]

Summer night mix n’ match. I really like these. 

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NEW SINGLE  SEX WITH THE JANITOR 

[higgitusfiggitus]

[theblackship]

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

[m--b08-a]

she plotting something

[davidragifs]

Gaming really does cause violence

[treesaremyfriend-blog]

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

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i have this weird self esteem problem where i hate myself yet i still think i’m better than everyone else

[agirltoremember89-deactivated20]

When people tell you, "High school is the best time of your life!"

[thatblinksong]