M.R.

“I’m in an abusive relationship with life. It keeps beating the hell out of me, and I’m too cowardly to leave it.” -Homer Simpson

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[porterr-robinson]

[jifyyyy]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

looks like a gta online lobby

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

napoleon dynamite 2017

[robotlyra]

Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club

[vrabia]

[rainbowravioli]

Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.

[rainbowravioli]

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

[penismadnessgirl]

Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.

[simonalkenmayer]

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

[rose-in-the-cosmos]

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

[simonalkenmayer]

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

[61below]

[givemeureyes]

…..

what the fuck

[im-doing-better-now-bitch]

I dont know how to say this but I recognize that frozen characters are stylised in their weird cat-face giant-eyes disney 3d style thing, and I feel like stylized 3D animation is really cool when done right. And by done right I mean “the characters aren’t all identical twins”

Frozen (2)’s stylised animation:

Its.. its flashy for sure, proves their budget is gigantic, and the clothes are nice, but they have the exact same face with the exact same expression. Sisters typically don’t look like carbon copies of each other, even with the same parents. My sister and I are varied by skin tone, facial proportions, and weight distribution in the body.

Spiderverse

All the characters have clear & distinct silhouettes. The two un-masked male characters (miles & Peter b) look distinct, and not just by skin color and height. Miles’ facial proportions and hair texture are unquestionably afrolatino, while Peter B has the classic Broken-Nose greasy unwashed hair look. Miles is a very skinny 14 year old and Peter, well, he looks like an adult. Cannot believe you can guess characters ages and be correct in this movie. Important to note they both have different expressions and body language that portray similar emotions to the character behind the camera.

(I didn’t wanna compare Gwen & Penny because they have fundamentally different 3D art styles)

The characters here are distinct. Penny is a 12 year old Japanese preteen, Gwen is a ballet dancer and drummer and you can tell from her shoulders she’s built, Peter porker is an actual 2 foot pig, miles is a 14 year old whom surprisingly doesn’t look like superman (looking at Disney here) Peter B has maintained the shoulder strength but his core is flat- he looks like he doesn’t even wanna waste the energy, and spider noir is built like a fucking tree i just realised how tall he actually is. See kids, if you punch nazis you gain an extra 2 inches from God as a reward.

What I’m trying to say is: studios all have the ability to make memorable, compelling and diverse characters in 3D models, they just don’t want to stop making White Disney Princess.

[kyraneko]

Hell, they could even make those unique and distinct and interesting if they tried, they don’t want to do even that.

[gayrudeboys]

so we’re skipping the human eating cryptid blog? yeah okay yeah okay sure yeah

[aberrantemotion]

Yeah? Its just another tuesday here. Seeing that is just normal in a hopeless way.

[nyctosaurid]

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

[nyctosaurid]

just a few things established in the fosters universe

imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them

8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend

a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street

this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.

imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 

babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people

at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

this is all just treated as facts of life

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[dark-knight-dummo]

[anthonycoldwinter]

“Raw Raps That Only My Friends Like”

[anthonycoldwinter]

I wonder how my life would change if this went viral

[different-landscapes]

[newendy]

[stream]

Atlanta S01E09 “Juneteenth”

[fyeahmovies]

A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors. They’ll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there’s room, you guys’ll come. This Is the End (2013) dir. Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg

[stream]

Humans, for the most part, don’t have a clue. They don’t want one or need one, either. They’re happy. They think they have a good bead on things. Men In Black (1997) | dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[stream]

Atlanta S01E09 “Juneteenth”

[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

Lake Retba, Senegal

[huzursuzhayaller]

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family