[whyenn-reader]

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[7dmom]

i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[f4therlesssss]

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[kafk-a]

march moodboard

[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[punksalmon]

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

[kingfucko]

#no it can't be that i'm just not doing enough cocaine

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your cocaine

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[vzajemnik]

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

[cryptotheism]

You know what dahling lets indulge a bit, pour me another glass of pussy.

[cutecipher]

its okay to be cute btw

[cutecipher]

*releasing cute spores*

[cutecipher]

That's normal

[valtsv]

i wish i had a dick so i could experience erectile dysfunction

[valtsv]

how it feels when i remember that i'll never be able to get so drunk or sick or sad that my dick stops working

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[pukicho]

There’s no fucking way that works