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anemiaman

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

anemiaman

i beg of you stop giving this notes

ivorytearz

NO. N E V E R .

babyanimalgifs

Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats

raiseyourweapon

Legitimately tried not to laugh and failed about 2 seconds in

mikedawwwson

Why Did They Come?

wobblyjimbles

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

weloveshortvideos

snailandwellmet

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

daftqunk

seth everman going WILD in the background

ruskiizek-deactivated20180227

In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex.

callmesnake72-deactivated202407

Hero

skeleton-jack

God, look at him go. Even money this man was part of some Soviet super soldier program back in the day.

ruskiizek-deactivated20180227

Ivan is only 21 years old here’s photos of them afterwards

bigmeansweatydyke

when ppl say not all men they’re talking ab Ivan

yaruzu

ruinedchildhood

wigglingwaffles

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

king-jarrod

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

aspiringdoctoruk-blog

But who needs facts in Trump America?

robbstark-archive-deactivated20

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

carlottagiudicellivevo

dollargenesis

this is horrifying because op just assumes that this is relatable enough for everyone and then person 2 somehow has a kermit meme to match that

feministism

ashtns-deactivated20190303

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

theperksofbeingafluteplayer

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

you met a god of yore

pizzaback-deactivated20201011

he lived many people’s nightmares like it’s nothing

platypus426

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.