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not an asshole | just socially awkward

[thebootydiaries]

people who shower in under 5 minutes

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..?

.?…??

how

[vrandaa]

[stark-raven-mad]

Modern poetry at its finest

[veevee44]

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

[rhapsodycoventry]

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[reesespuffsofficial]

[starcades]

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

[cute-animals-only]

[bunjywunjy]

*slurp*

[seasonforwonder]

can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

[lego-in-my-foot]

FUCK YOU

[seasonforwonder]

what are you? gay?

[lego-in-my-foot]

You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

[seasonforwonder]

oh yeah? oh yeah?

[lego-in-my-foot]

Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole

[seasonforwonder]

*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*

[lego-in-my-foot]

*doesn’t stop you*

[sushishorb]

Huh

[seasonforwonder]

im sorry did you need something you homophobe

[tmholland]

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

[whoismitski-deactivated20190304]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Before u leave the house

[toastbutteregg]

[poryqon]

write my tombstone in emojis

[poryqon]

damn it

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Photo from @salemscho, follow her on tumblr and insta!

[sprousetwinsblog]

[tri99ered]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[997]

did a lot today !!!! haha take that depression

[fuckjerry]

[skelixrikkard-remade]

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

[monado-soup]

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

[skelixrikkard-remade]

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

[jaspertheshark]

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

[skelixrikkard-remade]

im valid???

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

you are valid

[rosereaperwrites]

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

we’re all in the same family

[rosereaperwrites]

[saihyo-of-the-frost]

All colours game.

[itsme98z]

#mountaindewequality

[deadaccount528258835]

MT Dew said gay rights

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

True Gamers Say Gay Rights

[surprisebitch]

HIT OR MISS ❌ 🚫 I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH 💦🎯😜

[attack-clifford]

YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND 👨‍❤️‍👨💑 I BET HE DOESN’T❌🚫 KISS YA 💏👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤪

[marshedmallow19]

M W A H 💄❤️👄💋

[skankofficial]

HE GONE ✈️ FIND ANOTHER GIRL 👩🏽👩🏾👩🏼AND HE WONT🚫🈲 MISS YA 💁🏻‍♀️👋🏻

[surprisebitch]

HE GON SKRRT 🏃🚎💨 AND HIT THE DAB ✋🤪👊LIKE WIZ KHALIFA 👨🏾‍🦱👌🧢💯👀💸