damn this is some gay space communism

"morally grey super gay" - Elis I'm in my 30s and there will be sex jokes and swearing. I support a two-state solution.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being a Tech Person™ is the universe takes it as a challenge. oh you can handle normal problems easily? take some Extremely Not Normal ones. my friend just told me my outgoing voicemail message is in Italian for no apparent reason

[redead-red]

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX

[redjennies]

okay you know those posts that are like "this male character archetype would be better as a woman"? you know what we need more of? female loudmouth braggart hero antagonists. women who are cocky and comedically vainglorious and beloved by the public and also objectively suck so fucking bad. I'm not kidding. I don't care how sexist the audience would be about that. I want to see a woman who should be played by whoever the female equivalent of Nathan Fillion is.

[transcyberism]

no one ever did it like her

[hikaaa-bi]

same ship in different fonts

[pangur-and-grim]

wait should I read Lord of the Rings. are they good

[pangur-and-grim]

oh okay! thank you!

[tribble-k]

wait no, please start with the actual Lord of the Rings or with The Hobbit

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[jingerpi]

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

[desktop-assistant]

Right-Click Borescope - Chrome Web Store

List all images under your cursor, even ones hidden by other elements

Right-Click Borescope – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)

Download Right-Click Borescope for Firefox. List all images under your cursor, even ones hidden by other elements

[acanuk]

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

[sweaterkittensahoy]

shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.

big appreciation for the maintenance people

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

[seraphtrevs]

STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

[edhelwen1]

Animated Goncharov.

[marlynnofmany]

Definitely that one.

[ifitistobeitisuptous]

unless, hear me out...

Muppet Goncharov

[marlynnofmany]

[jornymiyu]

I finally finished an older wangxian print 😭

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[talesfromtreatment]

The kittens have been introduced to wand toys and they are overjoyed

[bloodydamnreaperofmars]

The Catalan Discworld edition is the best edition ever and you won't change my mind...

LOOK HOW PRETTY THEY ARE!!!

[nuttersincorporated]

You're right. These are so nice!

[chameleonsallinvermillion]

I've taken the advice of my tumblr dash and started reading Time To Orbit: Unknown and my absolute favourite thing about it? This book does not pussyfoot around about moral dilemmas. You've got to make a decision. There are no good options but you've still got to pick one. People will die whatever you do. You are clueless of the consequences and there's no moral high ground. Figure out what your values are and commit to it. So many stories are cowards and give you a "good" option, for good people to pick, and all the good people pick the good option, or pick no option, and things work out okay and it's not their fault. On the Courageous, it probably is your fault at least a little bit but you've got to choose anyway. The way this story handles guilt is fascinating to me. Tinera's push to get over it, move on, make the next choice. It's gutsy. I appreciate it.