rebecca

i could dream ahead before my world turned blue

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via EverythingFerns)

[officialfrenchtoast]

its this guy lmao

[cozza-frenzy]

I love it when the internet manages to track someone across multiple shitposts.

[nicejewishguy]

when life gives you lemons

[li0nhat-deactivated20130428]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[worldwariotwo]

I’m not crying you’re crying

[tribeccasun]

a lightbulb: *flickers*

me: nice stranger things reference

[blackx-cellence]

​it was nearly 100 degrees outside today in Florida and this old white lady was standing alone on the corner holding this sign.

[coolbreathofashes-deactivated20]

Bless her old soul, that is love.

[pervypriest]

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[oogityboogityboo]

listen i got a rabbit when i was the ripe age of eight years old. originally named him button bc that was my old rabbits name and i was convinced if i just gave him that name the spirit of button would live on in him (rip in peace tiny friend) but after a while he chewed threw the fuckin lawn mower wire so my eight year old self called that sucker chompy. now i dont kno if you kno but rabbits are supposed to live like six to eight years as a pet, and before that button had kicked the proverbial fuckin bucket after a few months so we weren’t expecting the situation we’re currently in. chompy, as it turns out, gives absolutely 0 fucks what any rabbit website says. i am nearly twenty years old and this little dude just wont quit. you bet ur bottom dollar i go out every single mornin rain or shine to let his sorry ass out of the hutch so he can eat the grass, chase the birds and make my mum gnash her teeth and cry bc we cant plant shit bc he’ll straight up just devour any plant he finds. eleven years. this fucker is eleven years old. im pretty sure he’s just running on straight up spite at this point bc everyone i speak to in my family is like ‘is that rabbit still going?????’ you better FUCKIN believe that rabbit is tearin shit up in my back garden to this day. but now im in this situation where i tell ppl i have a rabbit and theyre like ‘ooo whats his name??’ and i, a nineteen year old, have to look them dead in the eye and say chompy. the ridiculous fuckin name i gave him eleven years ago. what a world 

[bitchuser]

[latadelixo]

[skrillex-band-deactivated201606]

chilling

[deamaia]

“why does that character have to be gay”

[tribeccasun]

do you ever just want your relationship to last forever and you genuinely want to have a whole life with them but then at the same time your distructive and want to ruin them and keep just going through hurting and just existing not belonging to anyone or knowing anyone for more than a few days

[megurashkarchived]

[micdotcom]

Not all women got the right to vote in 1920 (x)

[wildwitch-artandmagick]

And we need to make sure ALL women continue to be able to vote!

[muckkles]

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

[oogityboogityboo]

listen i got a rabbit when i was the ripe age of eight years old. originally named him button bc that was my old rabbits name and i was convinced if i just gave him that name the spirit of button would live on in him (rip in peace tiny friend) but after a while he chewed threw the fuckin lawn mower wire so my eight year old self called that sucker chompy. now i dont kno if you kno but rabbits are supposed to live like six to eight years as a pet, and before that button had kicked the proverbial fuckin bucket after a few months so we weren’t expecting the situation we’re currently in. chompy, as it turns out, gives absolutely 0 fucks what any rabbit website says. i am nearly twenty years old and this little dude just wont quit. you bet ur bottom dollar i go out every single mornin rain or shine to let his sorry ass out of the hutch so he can eat the grass, chase the birds and make my mum gnash her teeth and cry bc we cant plant shit bc he’ll straight up just devour any plant he finds. eleven years. this fucker is eleven years old. im pretty sure he’s just running on straight up spite at this point bc everyone i speak to in my family is like ‘is that rabbit still going?????’ you better FUCKIN believe that rabbit is tearin shit up in my back garden to this day. but now im in this situation where i tell ppl i have a rabbit and theyre like ‘ooo whats his name??’ and i, a nineteen year old, have to look them dead in the eye and say chompy. the ridiculous fuckin name i gave him eleven years ago. what a world 

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[unclefather]

i am about to utter a sentence that has never before been said by any human being but just hear me out. last night, i had a dream about 3 doors down. i know you’re probably like “who” but they’re the band that are playing at trumps inauguration. so anyways, i had a dream about them because i read a post about how awful they are before i went to bed and for some reason my brain decided to bring it into my dream life. in the dream, they were playing the only song i know by them on a big stage (that song that goes “its not my time, i’m not going”) and someone on a big stage opposite their stage said “it is your time” and then everyone started cheering and the lead singer of 3 doors down was pulled into the crowd and i don’t know what happened after that but since its my dream i like to think he was eaten

[unclefather]

reblog this in 1 minute and this will actually happen at the inauguration 

[vesica-urentis]

thanks Obama

reblog between now and jan 20th 2017 to thank Obama

(expired reblogs still count)