TrichWitch

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m not trying to be rude, but she just looks fucking stupid

[ragmana]

Says the owner of this fucking thing

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU CAN'T WEAPONIZE THAT PHOTO!!!!

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[wingdingos]

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

[tahthetrickster]

it’s plain white rice you idiot obligate carnivore

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[mydairpercabeth]

Just saw someone say the Bridgerton family are like Queen Charlotte’s sims and I cannot stop wheezing

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[slayer-barbie]

"This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day."

Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1964-1966)

[spankerella]

[pangur-and-grim]

he's reeeally pushing his luck

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

Mx why are they so shaped.

[milanesa42]

Chuletas con puré

[we-all-get-hats]

anthony is so stupid omg “not even our SAINTLY PERFECT MOTHER would support you!!”

meanwhile benedict uses the word ‘love’ one (☝️) time and violet is like “wait omg you didn’t tell me you were in LOVE that’s my FAVORITE THING okay here’s my grandmother’s ring and here’s my plan to lie to the queen’s face trust me it’ll be great let’s gooooo 😊”

[only-cat-memes]

[forgwater]