[redpandarascal]

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

[darkmacademia]

I might not have “brain cells” like classic authors and ancient philosophers but at least I respect women

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[mrkanman]

king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!

the minotaur, born like a day ago:

[smallestdogswilldie]

i go into the forest. i look at species

[smallestdogswilldie]

goes off the path because im insane

[saiasus]

[averagefairy]

why is the comment section of this baking blog so toxic..... nancy came for margie’s neck no mercy whatsoever

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Nobody:

The old lady from Freaky Friday:

[wethekeegsta]

I dunno about y’all but if I had the power to force difficult customers to switch bodies simply to cause problems on purpose I’d do it in a heartbeat too

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Restaurant menu: GF (gluten free)

Me: these pamcakes....com e with a...girlfriend 🥺

[s0larflares]

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

What's not clicking

[good--bye--binary]

[year9000ovvvhellfireandratbites]

how do i get the moon to notice me back

[valtsv]

*thinking to myself as i look at my reflection in the mirror at 2am* i’m cute but there’s something terribly wrong with me

[iricressent]

i hope this baja blasts you well

[iricressent]

yours dewly,

mountain

[sangled]

a tip for writing female characters: don’t be afraid to make her feral. just absolutely batshit. her actual intelligence? that can vary. but bring out the chaotic stupid tendencies. embrace her as a one brain cell enemy of the state

[coconut-cluster]

we need more chaotic female characters. just absolutely unhinged gals

[tsunflowers]

also I learned about this project called “queering the map.” the idea is that in the past gay neighborhoods and gay spaces were very clearly defined bc it just wasn’t safe to be yourself anywhere else. as lgbt+ people become more visible and accepted many feel that we are losing our connection to those spaces

so every dot on this map is basically someone’s queer experience: coming out, meeting their future wife, seeing another gay man in public for the first time, anything you can think of that truly left a mark on them

it started in Montreal and is primarily English-language with most pins dropped in the US, Canada, and Europe, but there are people all over the world who’ve shared their experiences. it’s great to look at places near you but it’s also great to see that even people in places you thought were the middle of nowhere are happy with themselves and finding community and living their lives

[sazandorable]

It’s here and it’s SO SWEET?? Just clicking around it’s very personal stories, in first person and a lot of them addressed to a specific “you”, and sooo many in extremely poetic language. It feels like an art installation and it’s so beautiful. ;W; Thanks for sharing!!!

… there’s also a lot of really silly ones (like gay sharks in the middle of the ocean)

[coolnpc]

[captainlordauditor]

I looked at Jerusalem and immediately found two favorites for entirely different reasons.

[chibigikochin]

Things I found from the queer community of japan:

It’s no secret to the Japanese that Shinjuku nichome is the gay district of Tokyo but about half the pins left there are for the same club in that area named gold finger. Definitely a place to check out if you’re looking to get involved in the Japanese queer community for whatever reason, it seems.

I have a sneaking suspicion this submission is a haiku when written in Japanese…

This guy got the scenic view I guess

Is this how people feel while reading deep romantic poetry because wow I’m moved.

Honestly the best feeling is learning we’re not as alone as we’ve been led to believe

These are all super poetic oml I appreciate every single one of them

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

There are none in my town. Guess I’ll be the first

[isabelofwraithmarsh]

I went to my old, STAUNCHLY conservative town and saw “There are a lot more of us here than most would think, past and present” and I nearly cried

[toniins]

small town australia vibes

[toniins]

oceania gays are funny bitches

[ficcyshit]

With what’s happening in Poland, it’s super important for us queer folks to be able to find each other and take strength from the community. I’ve always loved queering the map and I thank whoever created it every day.