[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

I drive this and get so much pussy its insane

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[spookingmachine-deactivated2015]

[itstooch]

[chuunibyou]

I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of power….

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

God I want to suck his cock

[chuunibyou]

[trickstarlycoris]

where in gods name did you get that gif. Please. I feel like you have the power to end my life. I tried reblogging this post before and accidentally logged myself out instead and I think you did that to me. you’re just that powerful

[trickstarlycoris]

i canot believe you people still use this godforsKen app. please. Go outside and touch the grass

[chessys]

quiet down everyone its being sad time

[brucebocchi]

[julieverhoeven]

[trickstarlycoris]

[trickstarlycoris]

i don’t care about kpop stop showing me kpop posts tumblr you wasteland of an app

[trickstarlycoris]

who among you like kpop i would like to have a conversation

[trickstarlycoris]

i don’t care about kpop stop showing me kpop posts tumblr you wasteland of an app

[trickstarlycoris]

my dash did something /very/ good

[theweirdwideweb]

[mothwi]

I can testify that this is very true

[necrophilofthefuture]

[lampsarepeopletoo]

Meet Pickles, aka “Catasaurus Rex.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex