UNSTEADY LIKE MY LOVE

lizzie — be the thing that buries me.

[ozempicofficial]

[mevil]

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[thickness-protection-program]

What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[pukicho]

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

[pukicho]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[omega-springsteen-truther]

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[rcktpwr]

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

[brawltogethernow]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude