Nowhere but Up!

✨ Gay Millennial 🌈 Eclectic & Nostalgic with a hefty dose of Geekery. Has a dice problem.

[sandmandaddy69]

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

[secondlina]

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

I reblog the money pigeon because its a dinosaur

[gotalktoyourfriends]

You need to calm down!

[fanonical]

dipper: do you think the x-files guys will ever come to gravity falls? grunkle stan: kid. that's just a tv show dipper: ...fox mulder is my hero, okay?

[afeelgoodblog]

Getting arrested

[trickyginger]

MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

[alienby-deactivated20210105]

The best joke in doctor who is when they put on “classical music” and it’s toxic by brittany spears

[trickyginger]

Still the best joke to this day

[pettycentral]

[atombombbaby]

[positivevibesandflowers]

Things You Will Never Regret Doing

Exercising once a day

Complimenting yourself or others

Loving yourself before loving anyone else

Not forcing people to be in your life

Sticking with your goals

Cutting off toxic people

Living every day to its fullest

Encouraging yourself and others

[sincardinality]

[rootbeergoddess]

That is one determined kitty

[princesstigerbelle]

BEST QUALITY

H I S W I G G L E S

[omghotmemes]

Every night there’s something going on

[pinksource]

P!nk performing in Paris on June 21, 2023 (via @hookedonspice)

[kittiezandtittiez]

Remember when you first discovered Tumblr and you would scroll down your dashboard until you reached the spot where you left the day before?

[srsfunny]

If You Can See This

[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested