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âHey, so... uh... Happy Valentineâs Day.â
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âAhem...â
âHey, so... uh... Happy Valentineâs Day.â
âI need a drink.â
   âNothinâ bruised but my pride, I thinkâŚâ      Perhaps her tailbone, but she could walk that offâ for the most part. Quickly, she gives the blonde man a once-over, nodding her approval of his style despite being relatively new to any sort of real fashion at all.       âBut heck, Iâd believe it. Yâ look like a fella that knows his way âround thâ racks.âÂ
âWell, honey, pride is a terrible thing to bruise.â Ray gently brushes snow off of the other, looking her up and down for cuts and scratches. Luckily there were none, but he keeps a hand on her arm regardless to keep her from falling again.
âDonât worry. I wonât tell.â
âJust the clothing racks.â After all, he is gayer than a double rainbow in Oz.
wingheadcaptain:
â â Steves eyes LIT UP at the mention of the different languages.  â Ah! Kannst du auch Deutsch?! Ich habe in Deutschland gelebt âŚÂ fĂźr eine Weile, technically. Sorry, my Germans a little RUSTY, I ainât had much time to practice it here.â He scratched the back of his head and shrugged in a friendly manner. Heâd spent so much time serving against German troops that he had to pick up the language to make infiltration missions far easier. â Iâve always wanted to learn Latin tooâ Yâmay say itâs a dead language but itâs still useful⌠Must be easy to learn different ones huh⌠Linguistics have always been a fascinating subject for me, always wanted to LEARN more of âem. Geez, you really MUST be a great asset for who you work for. They must REALLY be missinâ you back home.â
        They began to walk and talk as Steve led him down the streets, which werenât as crowded as usual. It seemed people were savouring the peace and quiet and spending more time indoors.Â
       He pulled a face, brows furrowing as he laughed a little. â No no, not IMPORTANT, mâsorry I shouldâa worded that better. Well I was with my ex who⌠Liked doing all the shopping. He had enough cash to spend so heâd hit the streets and buy everythinâ while I carry the bags sorta deal. As for a suit⌠Well I ainât actually had one since I got hereâ had no need for it. Yâsee, I ainât got the EYE for suits. Seems you do though, câmon, you can show me whatâll look best and pick something for yourself too. Donât worry about cash, seems you just got here â I woulda been so happy if someone offered to help me out when I first got here, itâs the least I can do for a little company, really.â
âIch weiĂ genug, um zu Ăźberleben,â Ray replied, straightening his tie and trying to seem modest. Heâs pretty proud of the German he can speakâand honestly of the Latin as well, even if that is a dead language. It does make it easy to figure out what people are saying in the Romantic languages, considering theyâre all derived from Latin. âWe donât go to Germany much anymore. In my experience the Germans come to us more than anything elseâand even more than that itâs the Russians...â And then he remembers heâs not supposed to be an international super spy, so he adds, âI mean, in the office of course.â A very smooth recovery and Steve definitely doesnât suspect a thing. âAnd I guess I was an asset. But I usually found myself faced with ridicule more than praiseâthose bastards.â
Ray follows as the other walks down the streets. He makes sure to let his steps fall slightly behind for reasons... that is, until he hears a very interesting thing come out of Steveâs mouth. Ray almost didnât believe it at first; it was too good to be true. Heâs almost certain that he heard this man use male pronouns for this ex. This sploosh canât get any more splooshy. Oh dear Lord, what have I done to deserve this miracle? Ray smirks at his new companion, then shrugs his shoulders. âWell, I guess Iâm not naĂŻve about suits, no. And Iâd be more than happy to see how you look in a suit or two or ten. I bet those muscly arms will look positively deadly in rolled up sleeves.â Ray chuckles nervously. âMuch obliged!â Shit, did he just say that?! ââI mean, thank you. I appreciate your generosity!â
alt!
AnY mOtHeRfUcKiN wAy LeMmE uP aNd EdUcAtE yOu AbOuT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN sHiT, bRoThEr.
So ThErEâs ApPaReNtLy ThIs ShIt ThAt ExIsTs CaLlEd MaGnEtS, aNd I sWeAr To MoThErFuCkIn WhOeVeR wIlL lIsTeN tHaT tHiS sHiT iS tHe TiTs.
ItâS aBsOlUtElY mAgIc MoThErFuCkErS aNd AiNât No ThInG yâAlL cAn Do To CoNvInCe Me OtHeRwIsE.
tHiS sHiT iS tHe BiTcHtItS. lIkE fOr SoMe MiRaCuLoUs MaGiCaL mOtHeRfUcKiN rEaSoN mAgNeTs MaKe MeTaLs AlL uP aNd Hug tHeIr ShIt.
LiKe AlL bRoThErLy AnD aLl, StIcKiN uP oN eAcH oThEr. It MaKeS mE fEeL lIkE eVeRy MoThErFuCkIn ThInG iS gOnNa Be AlRiGhT. hOnK :o)
alt!
âSo listen, Pacha. I know we had this whole soul searching thing and there was an adventure with death defying stunts and brave feats of braveryâyouâre welcome by the wayâbut I have to say I donât really feel evolved.â
Kuzco pulls the model of his dream vacation resort from its hiding spot and situates it back on top of the hill. Pacha tries to comment, but Kuzco shushes him.
âNo no no no no, Pacha. You no talky.â
âMe talky. Iâm the Emperor. I am the Big Kahuna. The man on top. Head honcho. Basically, what I say, goes. And if you have something to say about it, I suggest you take it up with the head of Human Resources, Mrs. Trash Canââ
âHOLD IT!!!â
The video pauses and Kuzco reappears in front of a screen, once again as a Llama.
âI feel like this is getting mean spirited, so Iâm going to fast forward to when I say...â
âAPRIL FOOLS!!!! Hahahahaha I got you, ya big lovable goof!! Did I get you? I think I did!!!â
alt!
âHave you heard about Turritopsis dohrnii? Theyâre a fascinating species of cnidaria taking the scientific world by storm! Turritopsis dohrnii begins its life as the planktonic planula larvae, but once it settles down it changes into its polyp stage. After a while in this form, it eventually matures into its medusa stageâessentially, the form you likely associate with jellyfish when you hear the word! Hereâs an interesting image of the medusa stage of the Turritopsis dohrnii!â
âThis is all pretty standard for jellyfish, however. What makes T. dohrnii so amazing is its unique ability to change back into its polyp form if it experiences stress such as sickness, old age, environmental or predatory stressors, et cetera et cetera! It does this using a special process known as transdifferentiation, and it alters the differentiated state of cells to change them back to cells that can re-differentiate into different cells! Thatâs similar to humans changing our arms back into stem cells to use to produce another kidney!!! Because of this process of transdifferentiation and the ability to revert into its polyp stage, scientists have classified T dohrnii as the Immortal Jellyfish! Theoretically, under perfect situations, this species of jellyfish could live indefinitely by transforming back into its polyp stage, and then maturing once again into the medusa stage! Isnât that fascinating?!?!â
Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!
Affection Starters!
âYour hair is so softâŚâÂ
âItâs too cold! Get back hereâŚâÂ
âNo, Iâm not letting you go. Itâs too early to get out of bed.âÂ
âYouâre so cute when you pout like that!âÂ
âCâmere, you can sit in my lap until Iâm done working!âÂ
âSurprise tickle attack!âÂ
âShare your jacket, I forgot mine.âÂ
âJust relax, Iâll wash your hair for you.âÂ
âIâm not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.âÂ
âI didnât mean to leave you alone for so longâcome here, I missed you.âÂ
âAre you wearing my shirt?âÂ
âSsh, youâre safe. I wont let go of you.âÂ
âWhat, does that feel good?âÂ
âHA! I found a weak-spot on you, didnât I?âÂ
âWell look what the cat dragged in.â
âUgh, I know, right? But Iâm glad to hear you finally admitting it! Now if youâll come with me, maybe we can get you out of those clothes and into something decent.â
Send...
⥠- to kiss my muse
â - to insult my muse
â - to seduce my muse
âź - to wake up my muse
â - to pick up my muse
â - to bring my muse flowers
â - to call my muse
â - to hurt my muse
âž - to sleep beside my muse
â - to compliment my muse
âThe answer is no by the way, to whatever youâre about to say.â
âWell fine then! I guess Iâll just have to go over there and ask him myself!â Ray sets his drink down, motioning for the woman to watch it for him, then he walks over to a handsome thirty-something standing across the bar.
âExcuse me, my friend over there,â he waves friendlily to Natasha, âwants to know where you are on the Kinsey scale. Are you tragically heterosexual or, maybe, would you be interested in a one night stand with a handsome gay man? Hypothetically speaking, of course.â
â not just any either that sparkly vodka
â bringing them alcohol
Needless to say, Ray was incredibly surprised when he saw his little student walking up with alcoholâand it wasnât just any old alcohol either, it was some high end sparkly vodka with edible gold flecks in it or something. Ray was pretty sure this kid is not yet 21, so how he was able to attain this bottle was completely baffling... unless...
âJake, you talented bitch!! Did you convince some older man to buy you alcohol?â
⢠stabbing them
Ray almost didnât feel it. Almost. The amount of alcohol in his blood was probably well over the legal limit, and he was having a good time. The bar had cool jazz playing softly in the background and he was chatting upâor attempting to chat up, and failing miserably as his words were near intelligibleâan attractive twenty-something nearby.
It was like pressure at first, like someone pushing their hands against you. And then it was like a cramp, like the kind you get when you donât drink enough water or donât get enough air and decide to go for a run. And that, obviously, caused him to look down at the... slowly... growing stain. On his super expensive shirt.
Well that sure sobered him up.
âWhat the FUCK, you asshole???? What the Hell was that for?? Jesus CHRIST!!â
Send âWhat aboutâ and a person and my muse will say their honest feelings/thoughts about them.
No matter what they may be, my muse will spill all.
SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSEâS REACTION TO YOURS:
âźÂ kissing them
â˘Â stabbing them
â shooting them
â punching them
âś slapping them
â Â poisoning them
â hugging them
â picking them up
â bringing them alcohol
⣠bringing them food
⯠coming home late
â proposing marriage
A few Starters - Ice Breakers
âAre you following me?â
âHey, watch where youâre going.â
âYou look vaguely familiarâŚâÂ
âI donât know who you are but you donât strike me as the trustworthy type.â
âI donât know what you want but youâd better fuck off before I make you.â
âSorry but Iâm new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?â
âStrange to see a fresh face around here.â
âHey you. Itâs dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.â
âDo you need help with that?â
âDo you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?â
âDo I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.â
âSee my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think Iâm cute.
âHey handsome/beautiful.â
âYou might be new, but youâre looking at the top dog around here.â
âSorry but Iâm not interested in your offer.â
âAre you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?â
âWhatâs wrong? You look like youâve seen a ghost.â
âThe answer is no by the way, to whatever youâre about to say.â
âDonât bother, Iâm busy.â
âNo no no, this canât be right. You shouldnât be here.â
âItâs you, isnât it?â
âHappy to see me again?â
âItâs been so long since weâve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.â
âYou looking to start a fight or something?â
âDid you think I wouldnât notice you watching me?â
âUs meeting wasnât an accident.â
âHey hey, no need for that Iâd just like to talk.â
âWhy the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?â
âI see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.â
âCome with me, no time to explain!â
âLook, youâre in danger. You need to do as I say.â
âAre these guys bothering you?â
âHey, leave him/her alone!â
âYou look tired. Need a ride?â
âShit shit, are you okay?!â
âGive me your belongings and you wonât get hurt. Sound fair?â
âWell look what the cat dragged in.â
âNever thought Iâd see your face again.â
âAre you drunk? Hey, you canât be walking around like that, be careful!â
âYou look like bad newsâŚ.â
âI hope Iâm not being too straightforward, but are you single?â
âNice to meet you.â