Gay Terminator

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[tripledukes-blog]

“Ahem...”

“Hey, so... uh... Happy Valentine’s Day.”

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“I need a drink.”

[panwati-a]

      “Nothin’ bruised but my pride, I think…”           Perhaps her tailbone, but she could walk that off– for the most part. Quickly, she gives the blonde man a once-over, nodding her approval of his style despite being relatively new to any sort of real fashion at all.             “But heck, I’d believe it. Y’ look like a fella that knows his way ‘round th’ racks.” 

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“Well, honey, pride is a terrible thing to bruise.” Ray gently brushes snow off of the other, looking her up and down for cuts and scratches. Luckily there were none, but he keeps a hand on her arm regardless to keep her from falling again.

“Don’t worry. I won’t tell.”

“Just the clothing racks.” After all, he is gayer than a double rainbow in Oz.

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wingheadcaptain:

★— Steves eyes LIT UP at the mention of the different languages.  ❛ Ah! Kannst du auch Deutsch?! Ich habe in Deutschland gelebt … für eine Weile, technically. Sorry, my Germans a little RUSTY, I ain’t had much time to practice it here.❜ He scratched the back of his head and shrugged in a friendly manner. He’d spent so much time serving against German troops that he had to pick up the language to make infiltration missions far easier. ❛ I’ve always wanted to learn Latin too– Y’may say it’s a dead language but it’s still useful… Must be easy to learn different ones huh… Linguistics have always been a fascinating subject for me, always wanted to LEARN more of ‘em. Geez, you really MUST be a great asset for who you work for. They must REALLY be missin’ you back home.❜

               They began to walk and talk as Steve led him down the streets, which weren’t as crowded as usual. It seemed people were savouring the peace and quiet and spending more time indoors. 

              He pulled a face, brows furrowing as he laughed a little.  ❛ No no, not IMPORTANT, m’sorry I should’a worded that better. Well I was with my ex who… Liked doing all the shopping. He had enough cash to spend so he’d hit the streets and buy everythin’ while I carry the bags sorta deal. As for a suit… Well I ain’t actually had one since I got here– had no need for it. Y’see, I ain’t got the EYE for suits. Seems you do though, c’mon, you can show me what’ll look best and pick something for yourself too. Don’t worry about cash, seems you just got here – I woulda been so happy if someone offered to help me out when I first got here, it’s the least I can do for a little company, really.❜

“Ich weiß genug, um zu überleben,” Ray replied, straightening his tie and trying to seem modest. He’s pretty proud of the German he can speak—and honestly of the Latin as well, even if that is a dead language. It does make it easy to figure out what people are saying in the Romantic languages, considering they’re all derived from Latin. “We don’t go to Germany much anymore. In my experience the Germans come to us more than anything else—and even more than that it’s the Russians...” And then he remembers he’s not supposed to be an international super spy, so he adds, “I mean, in the office of course.” A very smooth recovery and Steve definitely doesn’t suspect a thing. “And I guess I was an asset. But I usually found myself faced with ridicule more than praise—those bastards.”

Ray follows as the other walks down the streets. He makes sure to let his steps fall slightly behind for reasons... that is, until he hears a very interesting thing come out of Steve’s mouth. Ray almost didn’t believe it at first; it was too good to be true. He’s almost certain that he heard this man use male pronouns for this ex. This sploosh can’t get any more splooshy. Oh dear Lord, what have I done to deserve this miracle? Ray smirks at his new companion, then shrugs his shoulders. “Well, I guess I’m not naïve about suits, no. And I’d be more than happy to see how you look in a suit or two or ten. I bet those muscly arms will look positively deadly in rolled up sleeves.” Ray chuckles nervously. “Much obliged!” Shit, did he just say that?! “—I mean, thank you. I appreciate your generosity!”

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alt!

AnY mOtHeRfUcKiN wAy LeMmE uP aNd EdUcAtE yOu AbOuT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiN sHiT, bRoThEr.

So ThErE’s ApPaReNtLy ThIs ShIt ThAt ExIsTs CaLlEd MaGnEtS, aNd I sWeAr To MoThErFuCkIn WhOeVeR wIlL lIsTeN tHaT tHiS sHiT iS tHe TiTs.

It’S aBsOlUtElY mAgIc MoThErFuCkErS aNd AiN’t No ThInG y’AlL cAn Do To CoNvInCe Me OtHeRwIsE.

tHiS sHiT iS tHe BiTcHtItS. lIkE fOr SoMe MiRaCuLoUs MaGiCaL mOtHeRfUcKiN rEaSoN mAgNeTs MaKe MeTaLs AlL uP aNd Hug tHeIr ShIt.

LiKe AlL bRoThErLy AnD aLl, StIcKiN uP oN eAcH oThEr. It MaKeS mE fEeL lIkE eVeRy MoThErFuCkIn ThInG iS gOnNa Be AlRiGhT. hOnK :o)

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alt!

“So listen, Pacha. I know we had this whole soul searching thing and there was an adventure with death defying stunts and brave feats of bravery—you’re welcome by the way—but I have to say I don’t really feel evolved.”

Kuzco pulls the model of his dream vacation resort from its hiding spot and situates it back on top of the hill. Pacha tries to comment, but Kuzco shushes him.

“No no no no no, Pacha. You no talky.”

“Me talky. I’m the Emperor. I am the Big Kahuna. The man on top. Head honcho. Basically, what I say, goes. And if you have something to say about it, I suggest you take it up with the head of Human Resources, Mrs. Trash Can—”

“HOLD IT!!!”

The video pauses and Kuzco reappears in front of a screen, once again as a Llama.

“I feel like this is getting mean spirited, so I’m going to fast forward to when I say...”

“APRIL FOOLS!!!! Hahahahaha I got you, ya big lovable goof!! Did I get you? I think I did!!!”

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alt!

“Have you heard about Turritopsis dohrnii? They’re a fascinating species of cnidaria taking the scientific world by storm! Turritopsis dohrnii begins its life as the planktonic planula larvae, but once it settles down it changes into its polyp stage. After a while in this form, it eventually matures into its medusa stage—essentially, the form you likely associate with jellyfish when you hear the word! Here’s an interesting image of the medusa stage of the Turritopsis dohrnii!”

“This is all pretty standard for jellyfish, however. What makes T. dohrnii so amazing is its unique ability to change back into its polyp form if it experiences stress such as sickness, old age, environmental or predatory stressors, et cetera et cetera! It does this using a special process known as transdifferentiation, and it alters the differentiated state of cells to change them back to cells that can re-differentiate into different cells! That’s similar to humans changing our arms back into stem cells to use to produce another kidney!!! Because of this process of transdifferentiation and the ability to revert into its polyp stage, scientists have classified T dohrnii as the Immortal Jellyfish! Theoretically, under perfect situations, this species of jellyfish could live indefinitely by transforming back into its polyp stage, and then maturing once again into the medusa stage! Isn’t that fascinating?!?!”

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Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!

[dragonroleplaystarters]

Affection Starters!

“Your hair is so soft…” 

“It’s too cold! Get back here…” 

“No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” 

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!” 

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” 

“Surprise tickle attack!” 

“Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” 

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” 

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 

“I didn’t mean to leave you alone for so long—come here, I missed you.” 

“Are you wearing my shirt?” 

“Ssh, you’re safe. I wont let go of you.” 

“What, does that feel good?” 

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” 

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“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Ugh, I know, right? But I’m glad to hear you finally admitting it! Now if you’ll come with me, maybe we can get you out of those clothes and into something decent.”

[a-skmemes]

Send...

♡ - to kiss my muse

✂ - to insult my muse

♔ - to seduce my muse

☼ - to wake up my muse

↑ - to pick up my muse

❀ - to bring my muse flowers

☎ - to call my muse

✖ - to hurt my muse

☾ - to sleep beside my muse

☆ - to compliment my muse

[tripledukes-blog]

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Well fine then! I guess I’ll just have to go over there and ask him myself!” Ray sets his drink down, motioning for the woman to watch it for him, then he walks over to a handsome thirty-something standing across the bar.

“Excuse me, my friend over there,” he waves friendlily to Natasha, “wants to know where you are on the Kinsey scale. Are you tragically heterosexual or, maybe, would you be interested in a one night stand with a handsome gay man? Hypothetically speaking, of course.”

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✗ not just any either that sparkly vodka

✗ bringing them alcohol

Needless to say, Ray was incredibly surprised when he saw his little student walking up with alcohol—and it wasn’t just any old alcohol either, it was some high end sparkly vodka with edible gold flecks in it or something. Ray was pretty sure this kid is not yet 21, so how he was able to attain this bottle was completely baffling... unless...

“Jake, you talented bitch!! Did you convince some older man to buy you alcohol?”

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♢ stabbing them

Ray almost didn’t feel it. Almost. The amount of alcohol in his blood was probably well over the legal limit, and he was having a good time. The bar had cool jazz playing softly in the background and he was chatting up—or attempting to chat up, and failing miserably as his words were near intelligible—an attractive twenty-something nearby.

It was like pressure at first, like someone pushing their hands against you. And then it was like a cramp, like the kind you get when you don’t drink enough water or don’t get enough air and decide to go for a run. And that, obviously, caused him to look down at the... slowly... growing stain. On his super expensive shirt.

Well that sure sobered him up.

“What the FUCK, you asshole???? What the Hell was that for?? Jesus CHRIST!!”

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send “What about” and a person and my muse will say their honest feelings/thoughts about them.

No matter what they may be, my muse will spill all.

[a-crimsonmalice]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

[memeroundups]

A few Starters - Ice Breakers

“Are you following me?”

“Hey, watch where you’re going.”

“You look vaguely familiar…” 

“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”

“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”

“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”

“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”

“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”

“Do you need help with that?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.

“Hey handsome/beautiful.”

“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”

“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”

“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”

“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Happy to see me again?”

“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”

“You looking to start a fight or something?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”

“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”

“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”

“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”

“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”

“Come with me, no time to explain!”

“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”

“Are these guys bothering you?”

“Hey, leave him/her alone!”

“You look tired. Need a ride?”

“Shit shit, are you okay?!”

“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”

“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Never thought I’d see your face again.”

“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”

“You look like bad news….”

“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”

“Nice to meet you.”