woods are my happy place

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[mrgoldsshopofhorrors]

Marilyn Monroe’s The Girl from The Seven Year Itch, possibly one of cinema’s first on-screen monster-fangirls

[handful-ofdust]

Guillermo del Toro: “Uh huh, uh huh….”

[omgitsrin]

Guillermo del Toro:

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

[swarnpert]

[sadrien-depreste]

me: *sees a small child*

me: i envy your young brain’s plasticity for natural language acquisition

[you-are-another-me]

[rosalarian]

Gonna keep a tally of messages I get from a) white feminists completely proving my point and b) people who think this comic proves feminism is worthless because I criticized one part of it. (Even despite me writing these words underneath the comic.) Then I’ll add them all up, see which column has more, and then drink myself to sleep either way.

Haha… this is why we can’t have nice things.

[rosalarian]

Rerun for those who could use it on today’s International Women’s Day.

[eroscestlavie]

every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf

[eroscestlavie]

like let’s unpack this behind the scenes photo:

1. that’s taika’s forearm and and he clearly practiced writing tattoo ideas on his own arm, in ballpoint pen, moments before shooting, and “loki 4 eva” was a rejected idea

2. thor’s tattoo is also written in ballpoint pen

3. chris hemsworth has absurdly well-manicured hands. not relevant to this discussion but it’s worth pointing out 

[thunderingraven-deactivated2019]

If Hulk can smash Thor around and not even break his skin, what I want to know is what kind of freakin needle can actually bust through that godly epidermis and make a lasting impression on it. These are important questions.

[eroscestlavie]

serious answer: skurge, also an asgardian, has head tattoos, so ostensibly there’s some kind of godly tattoo parlor out there

fun answer: thor possibly, in canon, also literally wrote this “tattoo” in ballpoint pen and just kept writing over it whenever it faded because he’s not quite sure what a tattoo actually is 

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

better answer: there is no godly tattoo parlor and skurge also does his tattoos in ballpoint pen

[scholarlypidgeot]

This post is the galaxy brain meme in written form

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[pr1nceshawn]

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

[mishasminions]

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

[growthandsecrets]

Siiiigggghhhh

[simplysiminspo]

Memoriessss

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

fucking mood

[countgoat]

[lovenotereminders]

Friendly reminder: when people say ‘as long as you tried your best’ it doesn’t mean ‘the best you could possibly have done ever’ it means ‘the best you were capable of at the time.’ Sometimes ‘trying your best’ is just getting out of bed in the morning. Just because you weren’t working yourself to the bone doesn’t mean you weren’t trying your best. 

[hydro-homies]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[starrose17]

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

[askcosplaysenpai]

how do you get the hat to talk

[lunabellie]

We had them in my high school here in Australia and let me tell you I wish we didn’t

[ayellowbirds]

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

[crow--teeth]

[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac

[catladymarie]

[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

[taking-breaths11]

[me, gently sobbing over the many worms i stepped on while walking] im sorry im sorry im sor

[bunjywunjy]

[me, stomping across the lawn in a full-body robin costume] SQUARE UP YOU SLIMY LIL BASTARDS SQUARE U

[weloveshortvideos]

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

[breadwolf]

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

[mis3rybiscuits]

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

[refurbthecat]

Current life status: Hungry, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Well-fed, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Relaxing, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Covered In Ducks, Screaming

[refurbthecat]

Life status update: Leading Duck Army Into Battle, Screaming

[jumpedoverthemoon]

Is it just me or are in home libraries like the dreamiest thing? A little cozy room lined with shelves, full of books of all shape and color that you’ve collected over the years, with a big round window in an alcove where you can sit and sip some tea and thumb through your favorite novel and listen to the rain pattering against the glass. Thats the life