Weirdo

idk man

[motherish]

[xueyangapologist]

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

thank you op this means a lot

[law-of-abstraction]

Pencils produced in the 1990s with the anti-drug slogan “Too Cool to Do Drugs” were recalled because, when sharpened, they read “Do Drugs”.

[lumituomi]

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kyloren]

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck /// Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

[barbara-lazuli]

this isnt a parallel i asked for nor expected but i aint complaining

[drst]

“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little and broken but still good. Yeah, still good.” Damn right.

[recaption]

[cannibalchicken]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nickholmes]

“You can’t win - I have the high ground.”

[silentstep]

#this is up dog   (via teapotsahoy)

[play-detectives]

[kdramabc]

[sheathegay]

❤️

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[arandomthot]

I feel attacked

[shibalovers]

[radicalurbanista]

Reminder that “thank you” doesn’t pay the bills. Essential workers need labor protections, guaranteed PPE, medical care, food, and housing. Without providing essential workers with living essentials, we’re saying that we only value their labor, and not their life.

[the-memedaddy]

[i-wear-the-cheese]

Some pre-covid tweets hit different now. Like, you know there are more people nodding along.