Whimsical things of a 22 year old.

Here lies things that I find whimsical and enjoyable for present and future laughs. Enjoy.

[taemsgirl]

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there she go

[trischavez-blog]

Omg i could watch this dog run all day

[trischavez-blog]

Yesterday i went to see tatinof. It was the best show i have ever seen. It was surreal to actually see dan and phil in front of me and not on a screen. They created an amazing show that is great for all ages. I truly loved it.

[cringe-attacks]

I love how Squidward knows how to dab but Dan and Phil don't

tfw even squidward knows how to dab and d&p don’t

[trischavez-blog]

Why

Why cant i find a nice over 21 yr old guy who is tall and cute.  Someone to talk about their day, someone that will look at the real me, and treat me well   Is that so hard? 

[ostolero]

[comebackjessica-deactivated2023]

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Polish men and women gathered today in front of the parliament. We protested against the utterly horrific new Law and Justice’s (PiS) party project that will basically ban abortion all over the country: raped and underage women will have to carry out the pregnancy — that means protecting the rapists, pedophiles and men who commit incest.

However, that’s not all. Our government wants to ban prenatal screening and diagnosis. They will force women to give birth to deformed and even those seriously ill fetuses. If you think that’s horrible enough, well, they want to hurt us even more: every miscarriage is going to end with a court trial that will determine if the pregnancy was terminated on purpose. This means that women who have just been through unimaginable suffering will have to sit through a court trial and defend themselves as if they had just commited some sort of crime!

No woman will be safe in our own country unless we stand up and end this nightmare!

Share this post, spread the word! Let the world know what’s happening! These are not just equal rights for women, THESE ARE BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS THAT ARE BEING VIOLATED RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! Send your troops. My country needs help. Our sisters, mothers, daughters, friends, cousins — we need you!  

[drumla]

I hate my fucking country so much sometimes

[theproblematicblogger]

YALL ARE GONNA NEED TO TURN THE SOUND ON

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

[bisexual-dodie-yellow-deactivat]

the problem is you can say it online and everyone relates, but then you get into the habit of saying it out loud and no one knows what the hell you are talking about, like online you could say “same” about the lizard online but in real life if a pencil fell and you said “me” people just stare at you

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Don’t ever be in a relationship with someone who is perfectly fine with going hours/days without talking to you.

[21oz]

what? hours? what does this post mean? i think it’s healthy to have time apart and still be able to love each other without constantly having to talk or see eachother. you shouldn’t be that dependent on someone or rely on them to give you a sense of security and comfort whenever you need it because that’s not realistic

[bonerfart]

my girl is awfully quiet between the hours of 10pm and 8am what she hiding

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

don’t be in a relationship with anyone who sleeps

[kwhynot]

don’t be in a relationship with someone who has a job they’re wide awake and they won’t talk to you for hours on the phone what a fuckboii

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

if they aren’t at the very least texting you a running commentary of their entire day then dump them, you don’t need that kind of person in your life

[kwhynot]

Texting??? What are you even saying

You’re teaching our generation that they should settle for texters when they could go for someone who vlogs about their entire day and sends those 24-hour videos to you

We gotta hold our standards higher man what is this

[thelilnan]

date a person who maintains 24 hour unflinching eye contact with you

[angel-cine]

[illmakeuhowell]

my contribution to society.

[x]

[crispyphan]

this video just cleared my skin and paid my bills and raised my gpa

[phankidsneversleep]

This has helped my life gotten my GPA to a 4.0 and has cured cancer and world hunger

[urlocalmomdad]

Bless

[danisontnonfire]

This solved all my problems

[chrrrysanthemum]

this made me pass all my exams and made me a better human being

[twerking4dan]

I reblog this every time I see it. bless

[snokoplasmplacenta]

Thank you for your contribution.

[oops-im-a-phan]

Thank you very much.

[philmymoon]

This is my favorite video on tumblr

[trischavez-blog]

Me all prettied up in washington dc.

[trischavez-blog]

Love yourself

So i went to the gym for the first time just to be able to do something for myself.  Granted i went i at night due to being a night shift nurse and only being awake when the whole world sleeps but for the first time in a while i was happy. I got done with working out and felt good about myself and clear headed.  

[trischavez-blog]

Breaking up

When you break up with someone that you have been with for years it feels like you lost a part of yourself.  That who you are has something to do with them, but it doesn't.  So why is it so hard for your heart to understand this concept.

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[zazzcrafting-deactivated2017061]

I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

[this-isakindness]

Dad: Why do you think they do that? Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy. [x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

[imperialdalek-blog]

Always reblog.

[kieradoe]

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

[themindofamagpie]

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

[puppiesarecute]