Fantasy nerd, science nerd, gay nerd

Leif | 30s | they/them

[997]

will i ever feel fergalicious again

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[viralfrog]

[milanesa42]

imagine being 1-wife-ear sized

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[dogpuppy]

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[roswellsoup]

photographic evidence btw 🐞🐞

[3000s]

[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

Even the slightest glimpse causes this…

[grillmasterxbbq]

“your friend has boobs”

[r3v1v3]

I want to set the world on fire

[official-boob-posts]

someone not being normal about seeing breasts just tells me they’re a loser and have never been in a relationship

[autisticexpression2]

We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[johannestevans]

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

[machine-saint]

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up