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can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

ladycibia

other players vs. me

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Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.

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nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

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HUNTR/X is complete 💜 (NO CC)

All girls available in my Gallery: EnchantSims

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remade old screens with the w.i.t.c.h.es (also remade Irma and Taranee a bit)

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PLEASANTVIEW FAMILIES THE SIMS 2 (2004) dev. Maxis

luumia

sims living in a san myshuno apartment be like

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son of the grim reaper: PROLOGUE

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it is said life flashes before your eyes before you die.

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Is it really The Sims if you aren’t living in constant fear of it crashing, or freezing, or getting stuck loading, or getting stuck saving, or not turning on, or not turning off, or purple souping, or…

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Lol

f1shart

I 💚 THE SIMS 2

hi gays my exams weren't that bad!! dare i say they were kinda easy! thank god cuz even tho i went on hiatus for 2 weeks my ass did NOT study ☠️ anyway i drew more sides horay hoorayy shart ^_^

(the first 2 are from january so they look a bit different.. u guys already saw those tho)

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the sims 2 for the ds (2004) had everything… a creepy hotel simulator, the backrooms, a nuclear reactor with rods you pick up with your bare hands, queercoded goth cult leader girl, organ harvesting, bigfoot, meat you can punch in a walk-in freezer, the quote “have you ever caught a meteor with your bare hands? it takes time to get used to the heat and the pain, but it’s a good cure for loneliness,” a subplot in which you deliver a bomb to the mayor’s office in the stuffed head of a cow, put out the fire in said office, and then bury a wiggling trunk in the desert and the mayor is never seen again, a secret superhero lair where you dress up as a rat and fight evil robots, aliens that literally break the game if you try to change the system clock, an art studio, a social system in which you talk people down from lustful/drunken/outraged trances by spamming the same three responses, a milf, an arcade game called sisyphus in which you can’t win and you just roll a rock up a mountain, the only meter for wellness on the main screen being “sanity,” special agent dana scully, and more.

the only thing it doesn’t have is same-sex relationships, but romance is optional anyway. and i totally had a thing with misty waters and no one can convince me otherwise