Dark Humor and Substance Abuse™️

Is the sadness everlasting? Love, I think is

[chobanig]

i got my hands on the holiday edition of Fourth Wing!!! soooo here is the first bonus content of Xaden’s POV!!!!!🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

we all knew this manz was down bad since the start🤪

[rainbow-femme]

Cross your fingers for Disney losing full Avengers rights

[littlemissonewhoisall]

Just to be clear this would not make them unable to make the movies they’d just have to properly pay the creators and their families for the use of the characters.

[alethiaii]

I fucking hope they lose so bad.

[delestre]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[sasukesplug]

peak interior design to me is maximalism with dark green or black walls

[sasukesplug]

bitches watch howls moving castle once and make this their whole lifestyle

[handonhaven]

Handon + soundtrack (part 3)

[beaucolics]

I honestly feel that working in a little old bookstore would solve all of my problems.

[matthewfairchildssilverflask]

From Blood and Ash is the new Acotar, I don't make the rules

[way-toomanyfandoms]

penellaphe balfour and casteel da’neer, blood and ash series by jennifer l armentrout

art by @jeleynai via twitter

[liz-max]

When the night was full of terrors And your eyes were filled with tears When you had not touched me yet

[starseternalnighttriumphant]

Rowan Whitethorn: Where is Aelin? Where is my wife?

Cardan Greenbriar: This is my room. And that is my wife.

Reid Diggory: You are my wife now.

Thomas Cresswell: My best friend, the absolute love of my life, now until forevermore, I call you my wife.

Casteel Da’Neer: She is my wife.

Desmond Flynn: Years I have waited for this, anticipated it. My wife.

Rhysand: Though also calling you my wife sounds mighty appealing too.

Me:

[maryberry]

One of my favorite things about ya/na fantasy is probably that the maturity levels of a several hundred year old man is finally enough to match that of a 16-20 something year old woman and I honestly think that's the most realistic thing in these books.

[perkypotters]

[nestaswinecabinet]

if my future spouse doesn’t call me a “absolutely stunning, murderous little creature” I don’t want it

[sinmonger]

the bisexual doth protest too much, methinks

[lydiaas]

kie (panicked) for @cutelittleancientfury

[iamanhonestmess]

i am for sure skipping to the final episode to make sure john b and sarah are still together as soon as obx s2 drops in a few hours, then i'll decide whether to watch it all or wait for another hopefully season.

[ineffectualdemon]

You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"

Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.

She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric

He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch

But Eric

Holy fuck!

This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly

Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"

And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"

And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"

And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala

Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish

Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest

Eric is a ride or die person through and through

I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories

I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary

[findingfeather]

This is the only valid headcanon.

[sevdrag]

I like Disney relationships a lot better when you just assume every male love interest is a well meaning himbo

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”