Eh.

This blog was once well kept and organized. Those days are over now.

[trivial-turbulence]

Hey Guys

I was going to organize my blog but then I looked at it and cried so becuase I’m a lazy peice of shit i’m making a new one.

http://thatriverkid.tumblr.com/

here i am follow me thank ilu

[trivial-turbulence]

helga: hey rowena wake up

rowena:

helga: ROWENA WAKE UP

rowena: whOA what okay what

helga: godric and salazar are up on the astronomy tower together

rowena:

rowena: oh my god

helga: I KNOW

rowena: do you think they're

helga: finally realising the underlying sexual tension and unspoken mutual respect in their relationship and resolving their petty differences on a romantic starry night?

rowena: i was just going to say "on a date" but being really specific about it works too

helga: sorry i'm just excited

rowena: it's okay so am i

helga: i mean, maybe this means that we can all finally get on without arguing with each other over snakes and staircases!

rowena: hopefully. i bet they're having the most wonderful talk...

[at the top of the astronomy tower]

salazar: you SEE? you fucking SEE?

godric: no dude i don't see

salazar: HOW? HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE?

godric: i don't know what else to tell you. that constellation just flat out is not at all shaped like a snake

salazar:

godric:

salazar:

godric: it looks more like a lion

salazar: i will push you off this tower

[greelin]

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

[kafka-esquire]

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees. 

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

[punkwarrenmoving]

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

[lipatti]

am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!’ i’m just like … okay…

[trivial-turbulence]

signs in anime

aries: hotheaded shounen protagonist who challenges everyone to a fight

taurus: cool, senpai figure. the romantic interest in a shoujo manga

gemini: yaoi seme with their yaoi hands

cancer: kindest soul in the whole series. is probably helping people when theyre coughing up blood and shit. probably an anime mom with a side ponytail

leo: tsundere little fuck + comedic relief

virgo: megane character. the mom friend who tries to keep everything chill but is horrible at it

libra: magical girl and who makes very bad decisions

scorpio: yandere character who's probably responsible for the mysterious disappearance of those students a while back

sagittarius: happy child!!! sports anime kid by day, professional ass eater by night

capricorn: the voice of reason. seems stoic but has secret desire for memes and a good time

aquarius: rebel kid who fights for justice against the asshat government

pisces: poor white-haired kid that doesn't know they're in a tragedy manga just yet

[lightlybow]

Bh6 + Text posts

[dragonriderscomingthrough-deact]

I READ THE LAST ONE IN HIS VOICE

[lost-to-the-void]

WHO DIDNT

[islandofmisfits-deactivated2020]

We must boycott CosmoMag, this is trash and just uncalled for.

[islandofmisfits-deactivated2020]

Do not support shit that they do they are trash, this needs to be everywhere! I’m so tired of being made to feel like black women are ugly

[mousathe14]

Wow, Cosmo, way to let out your inner Aryan.

[trivial-turbulence]

Dumbledore: The Hogwarts houses? Oh, I respect them all equally! There's Gryffindor, Slytherin, uhh...

*Looks at smudged writing on hand*

Dumbledore: Rasinpaw and...

*Squints hard*

Dumbledore: Jigglypuff

[d1scow1ng]

Hello friends, it is I, your friendly neighborhood elf, here to tell you that today I am a very pretty boy.

{Fae/Faer or They/Them}

[idiopathicsmile]

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

[agassyantelope]

LARS IS TRANS PASS IT ON

[spoilers below]

-“You know I can’t let people see me like that!” says Lars as he tears up a photo of himself that Ron was going to show to other people

-Ron asks him why he cares what other people think of him (Lars) and he responds “you wouldn’t say that if people said things about you!!”

-Sadie (talking about the gem) says that it was just hurt and felt trapped in its body (I know, that’s an old and over-used and often inaccurate trans trope) and Lars gets super defensive, thinking that she’s talking about him and not the gem

trans headcanon accepted thanks and goodnight

[askinnyblackman]

things i used to laugh at

actual jokes

things i laugh at now

yard sard

[lainathewitch]

William Shatner is not having any of your shit today

[d1scow1ng]

Hi my name is Marina. I go to the hospital a lot and I love making silly faces.

Chronically and mentally ill elf.

Femmegender Demigirl. Fae/Faer or They/Them.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

(Last pic featuring the love of my life, trivial-turbulence)

[shiranuiis]

elphaba isn’t wearing her glasses in all of act II. can she even see??? Is she ok

[shiranuiis]

'i don't even know what i'm reading' well that explains it

[dippersguideremade]

how we look does not dictate our gender