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[likeitaughtyou]

☆LiL PEEP☆

[scummgirl]

[mesocarp]

DROWNED IN GOLD // BOSTON MANOR [x]

well maybe you deserve better, cause the blues are forever

[dancersofeveryday]

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[trohmxns]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[trohmxns]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[kiefbowl]

I love that gif of the cat walking though the door with that big ass blanket

[11knives-deactivated20171005]

[lmaonade]

going clown spotting 

[xtec]

have you checked the mirror

[lmaonade]

well if you want me to die you can just say so

[paprika]

[arab-princesss-deactivated20210]

[thetenderpassion]

[writing-prompt-s]

Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.

[korpuscat]

Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again. 

Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.

[only-1-a]

Baby cries in the middle of the night

Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.

You: You bought it. You handle it.

[gwydionmisha]

That is what I call a fairy tale ending.

[optiks]

[melonmemes]

[1000drawings]

[bitchycode]

me: I’m so cute

me 15 mins later: I hate myself