Garbageboy Stinkman

gay and confused and also stupid

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

heely doc martens

[mxkoifish]

*thinking so hard about my oc*

[mxkoifish]

[skittypilled]

i love this tweet i love it so much

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[chainymail]

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

[cheapetsy]

vintage color wheel watch // $14.00

[luxwing]

you guys wanna see my favorite discord gif emoji

[solaceon]

carrying all the groceries up so my wife doesnt have to

[solaceon]

i bought that for my wife

[ilikeit-art]

Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

[benignhumor]

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its so much and its dishonest work

[illumineeti]

employment

[foone]

[tranarchist]

Asking the real questions

[titleknown]

Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species.

And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies these kinds of things for a living!

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

this series looks super interesting and entertaining and im gonna check it out but goddam if this isnt the funniest name for a video ive ever seen

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[bettedavisgf]

truly can’t get over how much everybody dunked on tumblr for banning porn and yet in 2022 this is the last bastion of social media sites where you are allowed to say tits without being blasted into space

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill it feels good to be on top

[gowone]

no but seriously WHY are there so many train emojis what am i supposed to do with all these 🚋🚃🚞🚝🚄🚆🚂🚈🚅🚇🚉🚊

[hamptercatapult]

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living