This Guy

Helen | Agender | All Pronouns

[desitenya]

good morning to those who celebrate

[garbuge]

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

[iapislazuli]

in my history of comics class for the webcomics unit i sat there thinking please can we not bring up homestuck. so everybody in this class can continue believing that i am a normal human being. but somebody DID bring it up. and then i was like. fine. i wont say anything. ill continue being normal. but when the class discussion boiled down to “this comic is influential but none of us know anything about it so we cant say anything meaningful” i was like fine. fine. takes the deepest swig imaginable from my flash and unmutes my mic. i hear youre all in need of an expert

[roserado]

i commend you for your bravery

[pearsonaes]

[shinjis]

[yummydirt]

[hotwngz]

[flowerinaflame]

[stuft]

[insomniac-arrest]

reverse Ratatouille where I go down into the sewers, find a struggling untalented rat, and pilot him to become the best damn food scavenger there ever was

[tikkety-tok]

Life imitating art.

[loverspond-remade]

[cikero]

yeah I’ll take a meat hater’s pizza please

[transjinako]

Did naruto actually fucking die in the boruto manga 

[transjinako]

Good fucking bye

[cisgendersdni-deactivated202106]

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

if she’s your girl then why does she hope i’m cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life never graduating up in size to add another and my nightmares will have nightmares every night

[catasters]

[evilvillain123456789]

your electro-magnetic field is weak and disturbed and your spiritual body is bloated with angst. you may not enter my men’s streetwear groupchat.

[hollowboobtheory]

what if vampires aren't affected by the sun they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck

[hampstersonspeed]

what if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their, delicious delicious asbestos for years

[hollowboobtheory]

YOU. you get it

[memewhore]

[yo-its-matt]

What will he buy

[fish-blog]

what will SHE buy

[yo-its-matt]

What Will She Buy

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[nightmarecleric]

this post reads like a drunk text you’d receive from a werewolf