beach, bliss, nirvana & a pina colada.

[algrenion]

i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end

i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know

[algrenion]

[voices of 3 million irish people]

T O P   O   T H E   M O R N I N’   T O   Y A

[zodiac--signs]

the "nerdy  in high school but becomes a millionaire after college" squad

CAPRICORN, taurus, virgo, gemini, aquarius, scorpio

[saintsoup]

whats it like to be hot enough that people take ur picture when ur in public without u knowing

[tattooed-lez]

Hi I’m auditioning for the part of Internet Explorer and I’ll be sin-

[fuckyeah-unclesteve]

You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.

(via neutral)

[sapphicscience-archive]

honestly tumblr ideological discourse is such a mess, like, a huge section of tumblr is young people being inundated with radical ideas that they’ve never been exposed to before with absolutely no context, and then they’re expected to immediately start pushing these ideas (even though they’re incapable of understanding them because they haven’t been given the framework with which to do so) and it just ends up in a mess of guilt-tripping and increasingly confused ideology

[wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey]

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[motherfrigginpsas]

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. "Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!" WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

[feytaline-loves-deactivated2018]

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

[officialpigeon]

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

[erikasfitness]

never seen anything more accurate

[pyonexe-deactivated20150130]

ʖ haha got ur nose

[mantispinae]

( ͡°_ ͡°)

[monica-geller]

i know that taylor’s enthusiasm at award shows for some reason annoys a lot of people but like if i was a performer or a winner at some prestigious show and i was really nervous up on that stage and i looked out at the audience and saw her going hard af for me it would make me feel so much better to know that i had at least one person in my corner i love her so much

[god-dammittt]

Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the actual victim.

[ghostwritingsworld-deactivated2]

[tropic-nirvana]

God: *creates the human butt*

God: Oh they are gonna love this

[serfborts]

[howthingschanged]

i actually do not understand how people can hurt someone and not even feel a thing and go on about their day and ignore what they did. like yeah, i know i practically just platonically broke your heart and we’re supposed to be friends but hey i want to paint my nails and eat chocolate and make babies cry.