☘️They're always after me Lucky Charms☘️

Your name is CLOVER and your are the FOURTH MEMBER of THE FELT MOB. You are the LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE and quite the sexual deviant. There most likely isn’t a man or woman in midnight city you haven’t tapped toes with. That being said your boss would kill you if he found this out. You hope that the kind and gracious viewer reading this promises to keep this secret, and maybe drop a few questions in your ASK BOX while they’re at it.

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Do Felts fear you in a way??

"They..... 'respect' me."

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Has someone tried getting rid of your existence once?

“Key word bein’ ‘tried’“

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Does Scratch ever let you drive to a funfair? Need to cut you some slack that guy!

“Now, 4s fer gettin’ some sl4ck...well, we’ll h4ve to w4it on th4t.”(Note: Thought i’d try answering a few answers digitally! Primarily due to time I’ll be swapping between digital and traditional )

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NB,  you better notice me!

@disquieted-crocus

Hey sweetie! How 4re y4?  I don’t know who exactly you 4re but 4 little birdie told me you know 4 cert4in sleuth-y cretin! I just wanted to talk to you and see if you could help me get this over sized poop goblin under control! He keeps bre4king into where I live 4nd just snoopin’ 4round, and uh well, I keep getting pinned for 4ll of his bull cr4p shen4nig4ns! I could really use help from you, considerin your close to him and 4ll...

4nyhow, toodles! Kisses! -Clover (Number 4, The Felt) P.S.  Love the h4ir!  

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Did ever one of you end up locked out of the mansion?

"It r4rely '4ppens, but when it does... It's usu4lly eggs er biscuits."

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So how do you feel about, say, Miss Eight? Just curious~

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Have you been outlucked once?

"It w4sn't m'proudest moment"

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"Y'er not rid o' me just yet..."

(I'm so so sorry for disappearing!! I was finishing up the school year, but we're good now!- Thickchungus)

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Ever heard of that "Problem Sleuth"?

"We know e4ch other..."

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🎂 <---why was this laying on the stairs??

(1/2)

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Ain't it hard to sleep with all that loud ticking?

"Do us 4ll 4 f4vor 4nd go to bed."

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Can you even reach the billiard table?

"Yes."

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What do you think of Die?

"Got 4 lil' tipsy while 4nswerin' this'n"

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So Sorry!

Hello, Thickchungus here to apologize for lack of content! I've been taking care of personal stuff recently but I should be back at it today!!

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📱

(Send 📱 for my muse to send yours a random text.)

To: @saves-nine

Hey old timer! how’s those nimble fingers o’ yours? You got c4rp4l tunnel yet? 4nyhow, sendin this to y4 cuz to be fr4nk with ye, m’bored outt4 my mind. There’s nothin to do 4nd you 4lw4ys got 4n interestin story or two…xxxx-Clover.

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: Call me “old-timer” one more time an’ see what happens. Thought I blocked your number anyhow.

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Still kicking I see, here I w4s, thinking you’d fin4lly gone under. Well, while your still bre4thin, I got 4 wee question to 4sk:

How 4re you doing, friend?

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: You crack me up, kid. As if I got spare time to buy the farm. C'mon, ya know me better than that.

STITCH: I’m doin’ alright, aside from all these projects I got goin’ at the current. How ‘bout you?

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Oh you know my routine now-4-d4ys t4p toes here, t4p toes there. It’s become r4ther exh4usting though not going to lie. But hey such is the life of the luckiest m4n 4live.

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: Oh Lord. I don’ wanna hear about yer charm hoppin, I run into it enough on the daily. Ya really should start lockin’ doors, or here’s a better idea, take it to yer bedroom.

STITCH: I’m still traumatized from the last time I happened upon you an’ Cans.

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Now wh4t’s wrong with experimentin? Course you wouldn’t know 4 thing 4bout that.. old timer.

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little experimentation. Believe it or not, I’ve had my fair share a’ dances. I just have the common sense ta’ take it to somewhere private.

STITCH: Y'gonna harass me some more or can I get back ta’ my work?

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4lright, see y4 you crotchity loser.

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STITCH: Good riddance, ya little gremlin.

STITCH: Crotchety*

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Oh you're cruisin for 4 bruisin' now!

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📱

(Send 📱 for my muse to send yours a random text.)

To: @saves-nine

Hey old timer! how’s those nimble fingers o’ yours? You got c4rp4l tunnel yet? 4nyhow, sendin this to y4 cuz to be fr4nk with ye, m’bored outt4 my mind. There’s nothin to do 4nd you 4lw4ys got 4n interestin story or two…xxxx-Clover.

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: Call me “old-timer” one more time an’ see what happens. Thought I blocked your number anyhow.

[troven-clover]

Still kicking I see, here I w4s, thinking you’d fin4lly gone under. Well, while your still bre4thin, I got 4 wee question to 4sk:

How 4re you doing, friend?

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: You crack me up, kid. As if I got spare time to buy the farm. C'mon, ya know me better than that.

STITCH: I’m doin’ alright, aside from all these projects I got goin’ at the current. How ‘bout you?

[troven-clover]

Oh you know my routine now-4-d4ys t4p toes here, t4p toes there. It’s become r4ther exh4usting though not going to lie. But hey such is the life of the luckiest m4n 4live.

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: Oh Lord. I don’ wanna hear about yer charm hoppin, I run into it enough on the daily. Ya really should start lockin’ doors, or here’s a better idea, take it to yer bedroom.

STITCH: I’m still traumatized from the last time I happened upon you an’ Cans.

[troven-clover]

Now wh4t’s wrong with experimentin? Course you wouldn’t know 4 thing 4bout that.. old timer.

[disquieted-crocus]

STITCH: Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little experimentation. Believe it or not, I’ve had my fair share a’ dances. I just have the common sense ta’ take it to somewhere private.

STITCH: Y'gonna harass me some more or can I get back ta’ my work?

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4lright, see y4 you crotchity loser.