u lil smartass ♥

i love troye sivan more than life

[sleepingpigeon]

why do u think u know me i don’t even know me

[troyefreakingsivan]

so my boyfriend did a drawing of troye and I thought I’d share

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

this is what art exhibits are going to look like in 100 years

[catesstrophe-deactivated2021030]

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

[dumbasschronicles]

working in customer service

[damagaladriel-deactivated201405]

[imeanifeellike]

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

[cinegasmic]

honestly there’s not like a single bad line in this movie. it’s all perf.

[troyefreakingsivan]

me, on a date:

that's the joke, me on a date

[orbitaldropkick]

my sister is always talking to me about bears. It’s beary interesting

[rhaenys]

[weenie-hut-general]

[awkwardcontent]

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

[cornchipz-revival]

some people never develop beyond this stage

[mischabarton2004]

someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it 

me: i’m literally going to

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

[troyefreakingsivan]

me: I don't have time

Orange Is the New Black: You've got time

me: I've got time

[rexuality]

who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough

[coveredwithsnow]

[lisalice]

this is the greatest poST IN EXISTENCE

[thecurryfamily]

[wolftyla]

lol

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

look at this wise minion

[lupin420]

the ppl on fb who like these quotes probably dont know how to use a smartphone and download 300 virus toolbars a day and then blame their kids