some au ideas that have been floating around my brain:
you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
foreign exchange student au
i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
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