So I Guess We're Lost Together

Sam, 24, Transguy. T-date: 05/17/18 He/him/his, College grad. We'll get through it, I swear.

[notdisneys]

The Iron Giant (1999)

[catchymemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

got her

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

[valtsv]

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

“There is the staircase, there is the sun. There is the kitchen, the plate with toast and strawberry jam, your subterfuge, your ordinary mirage. You stand red-handed. You want to wash yourself in earth, in rocks and grass What are you supposed to do with all this loss?”

— Margaret Atwood, from “Down,” Morning in the Burned House (via prewars)

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[diesetdown]

I have to laugh

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

[probablyadragon]

[bruwho]

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[mistydawnsizemore]

Even Jesus won’t be spared.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

no messiah nipples

[monsieurenjlolras]

god presenting nipples

[deathpov]

not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

[girlactionfigure]

[birdasaurus]

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[coral]

I want to hug you, kiss you, have sex with you. I want to go out and see the stars with our hands together. I don’t want to be away from you, because I love you so much and it hurt every time that it happens.

Please, stay with me no matter what. I’ll never leave you alone, I promise.

[songbirds-poet]

How many October 3rd posts will I reblog?