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Literal Shitposter

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

i did research to figure out what anime or movie this is audio from but apparently this audio belongs to a youtube minecraft high school roleplay series

[weaver-z]

Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats 

[robertmitchum]

i’m literally losing my mind over this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Found a glimpse of ancap paradise on tiktok

[rslashrats]

forbidden neil the rat photos

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[powerfulwizard]

[thecryptkeeper]

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

[thecryptkeeper]

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

[howtobake-remaking]

Ripley's don't believe it

[howtobake-remaking]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[hesitantevil-deactivated2021062]

[barrenwomb]

obsessed with baby capybaras

[blackpyrefly]

rat pupy unlimited

[albertserra]

Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English…. abomination

[macadamianutmilk]

@033h we’ve been saying

[tchaikovskaya]

“toc toc toc toc you are now a porcupicicle”

[trashboat]

to hear the québécois pronunciation of montreal in its original “muh-ray-aul” and as if it’s one syllable. perfect

[audre-w]

“directement above your appartement”

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[acuityinnovations]

QUEUED THIS FOR BOTH MEAT DAYS