Lan Wangji is a Repressed Bottom Lets Be Real Here

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[vrumblr]

Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

Animancy and Supernatural Immunity.  That actually sounds pretty cool.

[loth-catgirl]

Treasure Detection and Astral Bridging funk yes

[finndeservesbetter]

Alien Bludgeon Construction and Yellow Lightning Manipulation

[cuteasamuntin]

Spark Constructs and Holiday Manipulation

[truebottomlanwangji]

Pocong Physiology and Divine-Demonic Attacks. Ghost mode + good and evil. Sounds cool af

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

[jessicachastains-deactivated201]

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

[neverthehurricane-deactivated20]

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Never stop reblogging this

[connooooorrrrr-blog]

i just finished reading one and i see this. tumblr knows.

[antique-scarecrow]

unpublished stories from independent writers online 

[mitskibf]

Yeah totally stay up at 3am to support unpublished stories from independent writers

[joshua-beeking]

Caro really wanted to have ACTL's Chapter 14 illustrated and I would have gladly illustrated it, but she insisted on commissioning me , which is both heartwarming and priceless of her! I'm thankful!

So voilà! Chapter 14's napping scene in comic format~

( Borgji makes a pretty cool nightlight when you think about it.)

[truebottomlanwangji]

lwj: why do you have 20 watermelons wwx: because David in my third grade math problem bought 20 of them, and when i was getting you the peaches I saw the watermelon and I wondered if David was being correct with his math, so I bought 20 of them and hoped I would have enough money left for a .99 cent ice cream and instead i didnt even have .99 cents left because i forgot to add in tax as well and then i figured out David from my third grade math problem was a liar because he also didn’t pay tax as well-

lwj: mn. how rude.

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[truebottomlanwangji]

i feel called out

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Sandy Nour “The Moon Collection” resort 2020

[areyoureallytheree]

[valdrift]

[greenfoxtree-deactivated2021022]

me: ohhehehe new cheesy fantasy show looks fun and gay

the untamed: older sisters will die for their younger brothers. two people can truly love each other and still have an unhealthy relationship. self-sacrificial behavior no matter how well-intentioned inevitably will harm everyone it was meant to protect. childhood trauma and neglect have a lifelong impact on a person’s perception of their relationships and their own self-worth. those in power will use any excuse available to eliminate perceived threats to their authority. sometimes the only moral course of action is to remove yourself from a corrupt system. without honest communication, even genuine devoted love is not enough to save a life. support and care from other people is necessary to heal and thrive. the naive dreams of youth are impossible to retain in the wake of warfare and death. true love must stem from knowing another person as well as respecting and trusting them

me, in tears: okay

[aimthrice]

🎃 

[masmaviart]

| brotherly tenderness |

[alltidvinter]

i just think it would be neat if jiang cheng and lan wangji agreed to meet at 3 am in a denny’s parking lot, seal their spirituals powers, lay down their weapons, and just beat the everloving crap out of each other

[bipirate]

ngl i drew this mostly out of spite because yall keep putting modern lwj in boring button downs and slacks and i think he deserves to wear skirts and crop tops 

Commission info | Patreon | Ko-fi

[justcatposts]

Kitten sinking into a memory foam pillow 

(Source)

[mythoughtsxxblog]

😂😂😂

[panthera--tigris--altaica]

[Video id:

John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.

John: "...my hand in front of my face-"

Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"

John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.

Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.

John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."

Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."

John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."

End id]

[scribbly-blue-hearts]

Blue’s Feathers and Wings Compendium: Atypical Wing Shapes

Part 1 [Standard ]| Part 2 [Atypical] | Feather Markings | Tail Feathers

A compendium of different feather marking types that can be used for inspiration in writing and art; especially if you want to be explicitly clear on the markings and don’t want to just have “striped” or “spotted”.

Disclaimer: I am aware that some of these markings have different names when coming from different birds, and that some of these markings are more artistic than realistic, but this for the fun and benefit of others, not for science.