*grabs patriarchy by the throat* YEET

what I do is not up to you

[trumpscorona]

I'll be taking no further questions

[trumpscorona]

Miz: Oh please. You wouldn't hurt a fly.

Daniel: You're right! A fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would MAIM

[whitepeopletwitter]

[trumpscorona]

The level of petty I strive to be

[trumpscorona]

No thoughts. Just the dream of Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns feuding like petty exes

[trumpscorona]

Roman holding a broken coffee pot: Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Brie:... I did! I broke it.

Roman: No, no you didn't. Dean?

Dean: Don't look at me! Look at Seth!

Seth: What?! I didn't break it!

Dean: Huh, that's weird. How'd you know it's broken?

Seth: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Dean: Suspicious.

Seth: No, it's not!

Nikki: If it matters, probably not, but, Paige was the last one to use it.

Paige: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Nikki: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Paige: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Nikki!

Brie: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Roman.

Roman: No! Who broke it?!

The Miz: *whispers* Roman...Daniel's been awfully quiet...

Daniel: rEALLY-

The Miz: YEAH REALLY-

[Everyone starts arguing]

Roman, @ Renee: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. :)

[dorisxx30]

Roman's returned, he's heel and Paul Heyman's guy!?!?!

[trumpscorona]

Roman: What's your biggest fear?

Brie: Being alone and forgotten.

Roman: [Hugs Brie]

Dean: Mine's bananas but I kinda feel stupid about it now... I'll just leave [Walks away]

Roman: Wait! I wanna know why the hell you're scared of bananas!

[trumpscorona]

Brie: Hey! I made you a friendship bracelet

Roman: Thanks, but I'm not really a jewelry person.

Brie: Oh. Ok, I can take it back-

Roman: I'll wear this forever, back OFF!

[shaolinbynature]

Someone on Reddit gave the most crackedt out explanation as to why Charlotte has replaced Becky for a shot at Ronda at Wrestlemania and its so WILD……..that it might be onto something……

[radicalapollo]

Literally die in a fire Vince McMahon

It’s time to be mad at WWE and specifically Vince McMahon again, as he has said that it is now in every single wrestler’s contract in WWE that they can no longer interact with 3rd parties outside of the company to make any kind of content what-so-ever. They have 30 days to stop using these third parties or face punishment, and potential firing. 

They have also decided, and said themselves, that they now not only own the kayfabe name for a wrestler (See: Xavier Woods) but ALSO their real life, actual name (See: Austin Creed) and that means they can not use their name REAL NAME for any content that has not been directly approved be the WWE. 

This is all bad. Like REALLY bad, but it’s especially bad for a number of reasons. Chief among these reasons is that, to this day, WWE STILL does not actually consider their wrestlers employees. They are still, technically, due to the nature of their contracts, “Independent Contractors” so that WWE does not have to actually give their wrestlers the benefits that they need to by law for them being full time, or even MORE than full time employees. They are exploiting loopholes that if someone were to actually do some digging, would more than likely be found to be Very Illegal. 

The other bad thing comes up in the form of Xavier Woods/Austin Creed, who uses Austin Creed for every single appearance he uses outside of WWE to protect himself, have his own brand, and work on things WWE wouldn’t allow him to otherwise, including running his own Youtube channel and Twitch. The problem on top of this is that this could even come down to their social media presents like on Twitter. This could also be in response to Austin making several videos in collaboration with several groups about racism, and the damage that it is doing. This also comes on the heels of him and several other wrestlers having different levels of interaction with wrestlers outside of the company on their own private time on their Twitch channels. 

This all sucks, and Vince McMahon is trying to control these people, that he has have sign exclusive contracts to not wrestle anywhere else, and has them signed as “independent contractors” to save his already stupid rice ass even more money, over something as stupid as this. Hell, hes trying to control their whole entire life, and literally own their real, actual names. 

Don’t let him get away with this.

[trumpscorona]

Roman: Brie. What did I say before leaving with Dean?

Brie after punching Miz for the 100th time: To be safe...

Roman: And where were you at?

Brie:...Not safe?

Roman: YOU WERE NOT SAFE--

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Someone: (mentions Jason Todd)

Me: (Uncontrollable sobbing)

[trumpscorona]

Woke: Jason Todd spends his every breathing second being a bitch to Bruce Wayne

Also Woke: Whenever someone tries to be a bitch to Bruce bc they expect Jason to agree or back them up Jason reacts like this

[hatecrimetm]

I know ATLA creators get a lot of (well deserved) praise for how they handled Azula's defeat in the final battle. A lot of times, the fandom appreciates how her breakdown humanized and how it highlighted the fact that in the end, Azula was just like Zuko; A child trapped in a world that decided becoming fire was better than being burned by it. I absolutely love that, but I really don't think the creators get enough credit for not beautifying Azula's suffering. In most Hollywood movies, the actress in her position wouldn't be so raw with her emotions. Her tears would be gentle and mute, her sobs a mere song in the wind. Because hey, she's currently going through the most painful moment of her life but we can't afford to NOT make her pretty! But Azula?? The power of her pain makes her *scream*. We get to see how everything she went through since she was a child piled and piled to reach the climax of that moment , until it eventually blew up in such a violent, heartbreaking explosion of emotion. Its tough, and hurtful, and tragic to witness, but it's such a one-in-a-million experience in not only animation, but cinema as well. ATLA treated its girls with so much respect and dignity I doubt I'll ever see in any piece of media again and we shouldn't let go of the standards it gave us

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